Joined June 2012
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I’m missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a b!tch right now
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How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote
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May 25
i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping fr
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May 26
sorry boss can’t work today need to be fully prepared to watch the funerals of amanda batula and west wilson
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May 25
The person who came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one
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When you put your legs up in the AMC recliners, that’s lymphatic drainage
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May 20
Losing in a GOP primary because you want to prosecute pedophiles is crazy to me
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May 19
The fact that Thomas Massie is fighting for his political life in a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice is not a good look for the Republican party.
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trying not to complain about the heat when I spent the last 6 months complaining about the cold
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I wonder what three birria tacos w cilantro, onion & a margarita doing rn
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junie b. jones tried to sell me crack cocaine at applebees
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he raised a generation of insomniacs
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That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
May 6
what’s the greatest opening line to a song?
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Sometimes I forget I’m a celebrity… damn y’all ain’t never cuss your babydad out when you hungry?
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May 12
Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said
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idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease
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not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.
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May 10
One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class
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SNL just made fun of Pete Hegseth, Brett Kavanaugh, and Kash Patel all at once and it is hilarious. MAGA is going to hate it

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this is what it feels like to live in chicago
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