Devastingly acerbic wit... when pushed. Æsthete, bon viveur and erstwhile promo director. Avid transport enthusiast.

Joined June 2011
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It used to have the most disgusting Gents lav in London.
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3 Nov 2025
"OT"? 'On Time' or 'Off the Tracks'?
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27 Dec 2024
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30 Nov 2024
Oi #SkySportsNews! #YorkCity SIX, not Two!
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27 Nov 2024
Someone will have pointed out that Esther Rantzen’s very popular TV programme was entitled “That’s Life”. What an ironic situation it is now.
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12 Nov 2024
A smooth journey guaranteed for all...
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6 Nov 2024
It’s a bit stinky out there today…
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2 Oct 2024
Crazy numbering at the end of #Maigret on ⁦@TalkingPicsTV⁩ tonight! So… M=1000 but IXC is 900? Ooer. And LXXXXII is 92? What’s wrong with MCMXCII? Or did they just want to use up the Letraset?
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7 Sep 2024
Demonstrating the value of BBC Local Radio: “Nexus: Norfolk’s Forgotten TV station” on BBC Radio 4 Extra today. Superbly produced, quirky local story with national aspects featuring people we’ve all heard of and times we all knew. But it’d NEVER have been commissioned in London.
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31 Aug 2024
07:18 Rzenow -Berlin this morning…
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31 Aug 2024
Long distance. Rzenow-Berlin this morning
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24 Aug 2024
Anyone else think today’s #Wordle was totally unacceptable?
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23 Aug 2024
You really have to hand it to @VirginMedia. Internet goes down - and they send you a web address to find out more. Dead from the neck up or what?
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Chris Wood retweeted
Russ Abbott and @LesDennis Mastermind Sketch
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2 Aug 2024
This church sells train tickets…
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1 Aug 2024
Hmm. Bit of an overweight double arrow here…
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1 Aug 2024
Cinerama, 70mm… how the mighty have fallen. I used to love going to the ABC Elite in Middlesbrough…
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29 Jul 2024
Who needs a First Class Lounge when, as here in Lviv, you can enjoy the ‘Hall of Enhanced Comfort’?
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25 Jul 2024
"The Noblest Of Pastimes"... (An illustration I did in an end credit sequence for "Play Away" about 45 years ago...).
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10 Jul 2024
I’m not sure that eating out in Edenbridge might actually be a good idea…
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6 Jul 2024
The unbelievably long platform at Seaford in Sussex was to accommodate 12(-ish) coach long trains of pupils attending the boarding schools in the area.
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