I smurf your dads peak.

Joined February 2023
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18 Aug 2025
the good ending…
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If you’re ever down the cereal isle and are like “Hey let’s try something new!” I pray to whoever your God is, that you do not eat Strawberry Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I’d rather get fucking roundhouse kicked in the teeth than eat this slop. I finished the box because I don’t waste.
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i put the pussy on emergency contacts
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I haven’t cried in like 4 years.
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THERES NO TIME FOR SISSY SHIT GETCHO ASS IN MARATHON
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Cryo Larpchives (2 Hurricanes I am ecstatic)
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burgers messaging you after a crucible match>>>>>
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How long till the chuds find out you can roll a Misriah out of the enhanced sponsored kits?? 🤐
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i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money
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the crown bears a new owner
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Prepared to fuck S’pht up on Thursday
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Creeping in on 500k vault value. I’m basically at where I was before reset and my cradle is near max. Now it’s time to play marathon
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I finished all my priority contracts yesterday, it really scratches the part of my brain that just allows me to do whatever I want in my runs now.
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larper of the day goes to!: actual cretin thankfully i only did one run
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we have fizz at home and it’s a chud that gets mad at me for looting narsh box because he went to the wrong door, surely
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Larp too hard don’t stand too close you gon fuck around and chud off this wave
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i got the thing
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marathon is a good game.
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babies first outpost run of the season
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