Cop who transferred from the city to a place more rural. all thoughts belong to me. please don’t report crime here call 999
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My 2 year old has just asked Alexa to play hard rock music. I’m so proud 🥹
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I had forgot that homicidal sleepwalking is actually a thing
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I’m so sick and tired of police forces not wanting to help each other. If we dont stop this “ we won’t do it for them it’s their problem” we are all going to fail. I now either have to send a cop over 60 miles to do a door knock or possibly loose a job at cps
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Anyone have a spare £3000 lying around they want to invest in a log burner for me ?
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20 Dec 2025
So in the Paul V Joshua fight last night what was with Paul keep trying to grab his legs for a take down? I haven’t watched his other fights does he always do this ?
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20 Nov 2025
Whaaatttttt honestly alone came out 35 years ago, I’m old 😢
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20 Nov 2025
Last night my daughter won an award for the civic society house designed, she won the silver award out of hundreds of children. Very proud dad 🥲
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18 Nov 2025
How long does it take for the abnormal to become normal?
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13 Nov 2025
So this weekend my be the weekend my cat gives birth, exciting times
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1 Nov 2025
Why in home renovation does EVERYTHING cost four thousand ?
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14 Oct 2025
It seems to be the aim to make you Waite 12 hours or more no matter what your in for
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14 Oct 2025
This will be controversial however I’m currently in AnE with a friend now our friends at the NHS do a cracking job however this strain on the accident and emergency maybe if there wasn’t so many layers things would be quicker. One hour for temperature, another hour for
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14 Oct 2025
Blood pressure. 3 more hours to speak to a doctor who is not fully qualified yet (not really a problem) they decide they want bloods, and back in The waiting room for someone e to come and take bloods, just do them when you decided you wanted them
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29 Sep 2025
My son has just asked if I can take him to Warhammer world, I’m so happy 🥹
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22 Sep 2025
Early shift tomorrow annnnddddddddddddd I can’t sleep
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19 Sep 2025
Last night I really thought “I’m getting to old for this”
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10 Sep 2025
Why is it when I take my baby to the doctors I have to be asked security questions about her. They don’t ask her mother when she takes her. It seems we are working of the logic all fathers shouldn’t have access to or care for their children
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10 Sep 2025
To top it off electric prescriptions just get lost between the doctors and chemist. Just write it down on a pad, there you go saved nhs about 3 billion
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