I am the only person good at the internet.
Joined May 2007
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25 Oct 2020
The key to enjoying Twitter is turning off retweets.
You're welcome.
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3 Mar 2025
This is the only footage of The Oscars I've seen and I'm running it back like the Zapruder film watching Co-Writer dude's soul escape his body clearly not wanting anything to do with this.
3 Mar 2025
LOL at the Emilia Perez "Best Song" winners singing the end of their acceptance speech and then immediately being played off with the wrap-it-up music
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23 Feb 2025
Blurt laughing at this section of the Wiki page for Dr Caligari:
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16 Feb 2025
I don't think I can make it through this first episode of Yellowjackets based solely on the soundtrack picks alone. Dracula levels of bleh.
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16 Feb 2025
I don't care if you're dropping Marky Mark's Good Vibrations or Snow's Informer ironically, you're still forcing me to listen to this shit.
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16 Feb 2025
I love the Looney Tunes shorts where they don't know how the fuck to end so it's, like, hey check out this worm with Frank Sinatra's face.
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14 Feb 2025
Finding a chunk of hash in my $25 ounce of dirtweed was an even better version of the onion ring in the fries.
But that one time I got a chicken strip in my fries? That's the best, right there.
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7 Feb 2025
Shoutout to these two absolute maniacs at this preview screening of Paddington 3.
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2 Feb 2025
My favorite weather is turning the heat on until my feet aren't cold, cutting it then turning the box fan on low a foot away from me to take the edge off.
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1 Feb 2025
I hit the GROK button accidentally and then I found out it will AI summarize your profile and ahahaha.
Self-proclaimed "cool cat."
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31 Jan 2025
Love that Work from Home break where I jump off the computer and run over to pet that one spot on my cat's forehead for 15 minutes straight.
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23 Jan 2025
Was there ever a filmography that Zagged harder than Bill Duke?
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20 Jan 2025
I think the show is dead and it should be dead, but goddman it, I wanna see Stephen Root as Evrart/Edgar Claire in Disco Elysium.
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19 Jan 2025
Howling at Jackass dropping very good references to The Frogs.
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19 Jan 2025
Michael C Hall gotta stop bringing back Dexter and resurrect this mfer from GAMER.
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16 Jan 2025
Rest in Peace to the man who taught me how to vibe.
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