undercurrent of perversion

Joined April 2013
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the concept of being overdressed is a myth perpetuated by big slob
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Overheard at Akbar: we’re both in a similar space of wanting to be gay guys
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“”Influencers”” who put their camera on a tripod, hit record, and then get back in bed to film themselves pretending to wake up should be institutionalized
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I love not checking a bag because it forces you to pack sluttier outfits
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shotgunning a can of low sodium refried beans
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when I meet a bisexual man it’s like ok so are you a straight gay guy or a gay straight guy???
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I like it when bugs are girls
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Try the pussy darling. It’s dashing
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I had some dreams there were clowns in my coffee, clowns in my cofffeeeee
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Faye Dunaway School of Little Homosexual Boy Management
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I’m thirsty
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new clown achievement unlocked: filled up a water balloon with my shower douche
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congrats you’ve been blessed by the biblically accurate clown alien angel 🤡🪽
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would you like some free creamed spinach?
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yes diva you wear that jockstrap with your apple watch
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I am the midnight that separates trans day of visibility and april fools day
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my one rule is do NOT put the casino butter directly on the stone (𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥)
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demisexual? yeah me too
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Listen, it’s not you…… it’s your eyebrows
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animal is NOT a “club” but the parkside lounge IS
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