Politically homeless Scot. A cynical optimist with a passion for life and little tolerance for bullshit.

Joined December 2009
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This is brilliant 👌🏻 instagram.com/p/DVzP0JPDFK3/…

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Is there still an issue logging in to @LloydsBank app?
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Really lovely service in 2 places today. The whole team in the @Everymancinema in Princes Square & the super sweet young guy in @MACcosmetics on Buchanan Street. Credit where it’s due especially as good service is thin on the ground these days. ⭐ #glasgow #greatcustomerservice
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After a tedious work week & coming home to a broken boiler yesterday I’m having a date with myself today. Peaky Blinders at the Everyman & a bit of shopping 🛍️ 🍿 The rest of the world can GTF!
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At a pub quiz in Glasgow, the final question to win £1000 pounds is, "Take That's first Album had a four word title. The first two words were, 'Take That', what were the second two?" After a lengthy silence a wee Glesga man stands up & says, "Was it, ya bastard?"
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The amount of clients I email documents to, who then email a few days later asking for the very documents I've already sent them.....check your god damn emails & stop wasting my time!!!!
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It wasn’t so long ago that Glasgow was a vibrant, gutsy city that crackled with optimism.The staggering decline over the past decade or so is absolutely shameful. It’s had its guts & unique identity ripped out of it. The so called custodians have much to answer for @LeaderGCC 🤬
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Traz Mac retweeted
An Iranian man left this comment on my YouTube channel. This is without a doubt the single best explanation of the reality facing Iranian people today👇 "As an Iranian, I can tell you the situation is no longer just political—it's existential. We are trapped between two collapsing structures: one internal, one external. On one hand, we face a deeply dysfunctional government, led by the Supreme Leader and the Islamic Republic’s unelected institutions. Decades of economic mismanagement, suppression of dissent, and brutal ideological control have alienated multiple generations. No one believes in reform anymore—because every attempt has either been co-opted or crushed. But here's the paradox: We are also terrified of regime collapse—because we've watched the aftermath of Western intervention in countries like Iraq, Libya, Syria, and Afghanistan. Each was promised freedom; each descended into chaos, civil war, or foreign occupation. So no, we don't trust the U.S. or Israel. Not because we support our regime—but because we know how imperial powers treat ‘liberated’ nations in the Middle East. Freedom, in their language, often means vacuum, fire, and permanent instability. Right now, many Iranians live with three truths at once: The Islamic Republic is morally and politically bankrupt. The alternatives offered by foreign actors are not liberation—they’re collapse. A bad government is survivable. No government is not. We are not silent because we agree. We are cautious because we’ve learned—too well—what happens when superpowers decide to "help." In a sentence: Iran is a nation held hostage by its own regime, but haunted by the fate of its neighbors. We are stuck in a house we hate, surrounded by fires we fear more."
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I downloaded Marty Supeme with no expectations. Switched it off halfway through…. The sound was terrible. Could barely make out the mumbling audio & ended up not arsed about the story. #MARTYSUPREME 👎🏽
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True. 😂 #StopYerPish
I think world peace could be achieved by inviting world leaders for tea and scones with a few Scottish women🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The stupidity would be slapped right out of them🤔 #IranWar #IsraelTerroristState #IsraelIranConflict #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
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Top scran at Little Vietnam followed by a brilliant performance of Death On The Nile at the Theatre Royal. Not bad for a Wednesday 👌🏻
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If only Americans could see themselves through the eyes of the rest of the world. #ignorantfuckwits
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Traz Mac retweeted
Americans starting shite with the Scottish don't know what they're up against. We will fucking do yous, dafties. Come ahead 😂
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I didn’t think I could hate Americans any more than I already do until today. A nation of absolute fucking brain dead, soulless morons. #johndavidson #tourettes #BAFTA #iswear #fuckoffamerica
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I sure hope the ‘misconduct in public office’ police will be knocking on the doors of @BorisJohnson @michaelgove @Nigel_Farage & @MichelleMone next. Let’s hope Randy & Mandy are the first of many falling dominoes. #corruption
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Hi @EmiratesSupport it’s been over a month since I submitted a complaint & im yet to receive the courtesy of a response. Not impressed.
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It’s a good job I’m left handed so the right one is permanently available to be on this mutt. Any time I take my hand away she nudges me! 😂 #tryingtowork
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Replying to @JuliaPeculiar74
Like this do you mean x.com/1pompeychick/status/20…
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Met my pal for tapas after work & the food was absolutely dreadful. Our server was a lovely young girl so I didn’t bother complaining to her but I’m home now & starving 🥱
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