IG sees the gym edits first 🎥 @tribe_zero

Beyond this being another copy paste engagement slop… He managed to pick two guys on gear… congrats you failed.

Fun fact: All meats with cysts or abscesses get sent to non kosher butchers.

Curious to hear the lore behind this sign

That’s why we don’t take 5mg daily

Darwin always wins

How your meat looks the nanosecond you slip into la maison du underwear #rollenswollen

Cheers.

POV: You’re taking check-in photos for your anonymous bodybuilding coach.

Is that because that’s all that they serve in the nursing home? You look malnourished and too old to be using the term mog unironically.

Impartial truth about physique transformations posted online. I want to believe all transformations are legit, solid work. But I’ve been doing this long enough to know some simply aren’t. If you’re in doubt, check the list of red flags below: - Ask for pictures with a date stamp to validate the claimed time frame. ( Red flag: The coach can’t prove it for most of their transformations, doesn’t reply, or gets defensive.) - Ask for at least one picture of the coach standing next to the client, or a clip of the coach training with the client. ( With online coaching it’s not always doable, but if a coach is never seen standing next to any of their clients, it’s a Red Flag, and questionable. ) - Check if all or most transformations posted by the coach are anonymous or have faces covered. ( Red flag / questionable: Most or some transformations can’t be verified, faceless or anonymous people.) - Ask for lifts or performance and progress stats. Video clips showing progress in the gym can further validate aesthetic before-and-after pictures. ( Red flag: The coach never shows a client’s performance progress in the gym. Purely aesthetic transformations are incomplete. It’s not that hard with drugs and a structured diet. Pictures can be edited, angled, pumped vs flat, etc., and don’t tell the whole story. ) - Ask if the coach has any natural transformations on their resume. Both male and female. Focus on complete beginners, out-of-shape, untrained or obese people who have never lifted before. ( Red flag: The coach is reluctant to answer or mostly works with enhanced clients.) None of these red flags on their own completely disproves the legitimacy of a coach or their work with clients. However, if they appear repeatedly and the coach remains anonymous, the transformations they present are questionable.

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Calling it now, GTA 6 is gonna suck… (pic unrelated)

Everyone calling this a preacher in the comments, have clearly never used a preacher.

Gooners are out of control.