fluent in sarcasm/speaking with my hands. wanna-be-jingle singer. fan of the office, seinfeld, curb & it's always sunny references. **wee** bit of a germaphobe

Joined April 2009
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Jun 7
Another article indicates the victim was 16. There are some really sick people out there.
A former high school teacher in Georgia has been arrested after she allegedly had sex with a teenage boy who she claimed she "loved," and she even begged him to run away with her to Mexico. usmagazine.com/crime-news/ne…
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Jun 2
Even the @Pillsbury dough boy is getting in on #worldcup2026
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May 23
May 23rd and I’m heading out wearing a WINTER COAT

ALT Isn'T That Just Kick-you-in-the-crotch,Spit-on-your-neck Fantastic?.Gif GIF

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May 19
Yeah ok. Show me one guy, ONE, who is going to clean up after they shave.
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May 15
Got my tires changed yesterday at @AchillesMazda (the sky was angry that day my friend) so you can thank me for the warmer weather going forward!
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May 9
#WTF I’m sorry…Killing people is considered a bad habit?!
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May 8
#WTF I’m sorry…Killing people is considered a bad habit?!
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Apr 29
I know it’s a family name, but BLAND FARMS doesn’t exactly scream ‘tasty vegetables’
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Apr 22
Oh London, never change.
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Apr 17
I…uh…I have no words. #FacebookMarketplace
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Apr 17
Yes, unbelievable
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Apr 17
Although he’s gone, the spirit of Randy Macho Man Savage lives on at the Dollar tree. Oh yeah!
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Apr 14
Got my own personal dr in the house!!! Woooo!!!
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Here’s a picture of my doctor making house calls
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Apr 7
Interesting offerings on #Amazon #heynow
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Mar 19
Anyone else displaying their shocked face?
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