in every home there are two (2) pairs of scissors:
1. useless trash that cannot cut anything and never works properly (readily available)
2. perfect instrument of efficiency and precision (missing for month, shows up briefly to taunt you)
@tuckerlindgren apropos of not much, I've just come out of hospital after a heart attack and surgery and your YouTube channel, which I found accidentally while I was in there, has kept my spirits up and helped me through a rough time. So, y'know, thanks! ☺️
Always pissed me off how in Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Mr Hyde was the evil one. Jekyll is like a biblically evil name. Mr Hyde sounds like a 7th grade history teacher
a dude keeps hacking my twitter account somehow and just likes random Chinese tweets and some porn and then logs out of my account lmao
I get scared I’m gonna lose my account then I’m like “oh it’s just Chinese Doug getting a nut no biggie”