I eat bugs and sleep under a log. I can't follow back at the moment.
Joined April 2024
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Feb 27
My dream job.
Feb 27
Never forget when a university unveiled its new science lab by letting a tortoise cut the ribbon.
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THE 𝕏 SCREEN TIME ZODIAC 📱
Aries: 8 hours (fighting in the replies)
Taurus: 6 hours (comfort scrolling, purely observing the drama)
Gemini: 14 hours (chronically online, functioning on zero sleep)
Cancer: 5 hours (constantly updating their muted words list)
Leo: 9 hours (mostly just refreshing their own notifications)
Virgo: 2 hours (actually respects their iPhone screen time limits)
Libra: 7 hours (scrolling strictly to read the quote tweets)
Scorpio: 11 hours (professional lurker, knows everything, posts nothing)
Sagittarius: 3 hours (drops a chaotic hot take and closes the app)
Capricorn: 1 hour ("I only use this app for networking and news")
Aquarius: 10 hours (stuck in a 3 AM algorithm rabbit hole)
Pisces: 4 hours (gets overstimulated by the timeline and leaves)
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Jun 13
We bought her a little bed so she wouldn't sleep in ours anymore, and now she does this…
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Jun 13
Remember that Macs need Vitamin D too!
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Jun 13
BREAKING: The United States government has BANNED the export of three.js demo webpages
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Jun 14
No blue check means he’s just hate-baiting for the love of the game.
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Jun 13
Believe it or not this is not Karmelo Anthony
They literally all just look the same
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Jun 13
Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money.
Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.
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Jun 13
Hunting skills: 0% 😂
A perfect example of; always dream big.
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Jun 14
Women's financial success
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Jun 14
Another example of Elon's retardation... this deal doesn't work on mobile devices when you click it.
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Jun 13
Me blindly trusting the SuperGrok sales pitch
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Jun 12
A young Scottish girl who defended her sister from Muslim invader/predators has been vindicated by a British court. She should have a statue erected in her honor rather than have been charged in the first place. She has more heart than the leftist politicians destroying the UK.
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Jun 12
My whole timeline is full of millionaires complaining about a trillionaire
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Jun 13
Bizarre claims of secret spy turtles sends China into a panic trib.al/AUQeQ3Z
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Jun 13
🤣No, mate. You’re the American voice of Netanyahu.
Jun 13
Mark Levin: I am the voice of America—not Piers Morgan, Nick Fuentes, Steve Bannon, Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly.
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Jun 13
The fact that this is a completely unedited picture…lol 😭😭😭
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