emerson, he/him, 30, trying | sober since 10/11/18
Joined March 2021
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Used to hate dark eldar as a boy, I wonder what happened
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May 27
2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.
1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on
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May 27
Dark Souls has giant creatures. This is the skull of a giant creature.
May 26
Dark Souls 1 came out almost 15 years ago, yet this skull is still one of the biggest unsolved mysteries in the game
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insane that even when he swipes a pose he still has to give her lotus feet
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22 Oct 2015
Si te arriesgas con el sexting puedes perder el control de tu imagen y algo mรกs. NO hay marcha atrรกs.
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Imagine finding a Yoda mud hut on your property so you have to call an exterminator to blow smoke in it and a swarm of yodas come crawling out
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May 23
An early concept piece of Elinore from Wizards (1976) by Don Morgan from the Bakshi archives.
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for some reason colorists in the 2000s became obsessed with this digital airbrush style and so every comic looked like absolute shit for 20 years
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I have never seen anything as visually repulsive as The Boys comic book. Catastrophic stuff
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May 23
If someone asks me the names of the members of my favorite Krautrock bands
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May 19
The rat king
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6 Jun 2021
Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color
Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon
Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
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Crazy how good the writing is here. Not even the dialogue but the notion that thereโs this complex religious faction vs technocratic faction dynamic, the former interrupting arguments psychic choking etc. nothing like it in the new movies
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Game designed to be talked about by Jacob Geller
Mixtape is a truly special game, like a playable High Fidelity or maybe a 90s John Hughes movie. Still thinking about it days later.
Also you can blow things up by flipping them off -Go play it! (Itโs on Game Pass, too)
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A goth babe reads Something Awful threads from 15 years ago? Boner alert!
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30 Jul 2013
Going to Red Robin tonight. Gluten Free burger! :D
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25 Apr 2013
Got to LOVE the Drake.
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The colocolo keeps a low profile and is rarely seen, which makes trail cameras one of the most reliable ways to confirm where it lives and when it is active, as shown in this footage from Chile
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This is the response us reenactors often receive from veterans.
Casually larping on April 30th and running into former NLF sleeper agents in Saigon is the most Vietnamese nationalism thing ever.
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