“God they make them pretty in Portugal. WHAT DO THEY PUT IN THEIR WATER? WHAT ARE THEY DOING OVER THERE?” - Markiplier, 2020
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captain fredericksburg retweeted
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I say they should release the entire 3 hour interview with her.
I have a feeling they were being kind with their edit but she's so detached from reality she thinks they played her
Tyra Banks sues Netflix for defamation over ‘Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model.’
The suit alleges producers cherry-picked just 16 minutes of her 3-hour interview to construct a false narrative.
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captain fredericksburg retweeted
DOES THAT ACTUALLY SAY MARK FISCHBACH??!?!
WTF DID MARKIPLIER DO 😭
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captain fredericksburg retweeted
no drip just porn addiction and amazon
Jun 9
The shirt referencing pornhub. The hideous amazon basics style. The face masks. The awkward poses. Ohhhhhh it's kino ........
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captain fredericksburg retweeted
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love you too mom 👍
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How I felt after tweeting this when I was drunk
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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captain fredericksburg retweeted
People reduce the drama to her leaving the group and I won’t let you people have amnesia on my watch. So many weird things that lady did after leaving the group
The live, the lies in interviews on both the fans and girls, going out with Leigh’s ex 👀
Jun 10
has #that lady ever taken public accountability for her actions AFTER she left the group? for example the live?…
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captain fredericksburg retweeted
Its funny because its not impossible to fix at all. It would take ages, and we would all be dead and future generations would replace us, but its possible still. we will never see it fixed in our life time unless we found some magic cure but we could start with nuclear power
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captain fredericksburg retweeted
Meep meep ass locale
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captain fredericksburg retweeted
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does everyone else also have like a continuous story playing out in their mind that they tune into everytime they're bored
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Not letting your bank card out of your sight is just called good security, sorry yank
Jun 12
I know this is me being deeply american but I find paying with a little machine at the table SO gauche lol. like I genuinely dislike it
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Lmao they didn't feel the need to edit out the part where they're depicted as the KKK
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captain fredericksburg retweeted
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she can’t believe how loved she is in other countries to the point she starts crying😭❤️
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Leon Kennedy
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Sally is a Porsche and McQueen is a race car meaning this is basically their child
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Pairing these two together knowing Amanda has been vocally supporting Palestine and condemning the atrocities of Israel is crazy @Variety
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captain fredericksburg retweeted
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she always had a tendency to bring the mood down ngl, i js remembered this live, i mean it’s normal to be a little tired and jetlagged, but telling ur bandmate that you’re gonna smack her in the middle of a live is kinda …😬
it’s crazy cause we literally have documented proof of her being difficult to work with while the girls supported her but certain folks will deny it for a narrative that they’re “bullying” her.
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