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Perspective is like an orgasm. It’s awesome to have, but don’t fake it
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the New York Knicks. Thats it that’s all.
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They passed that Last Airbender movie around like Bonnie Blue.
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Because i’ve been rewatching the Matrix trilogy, this is very provocative right now 😂😂😂😂
Anybody ever notice that in Jada’s last really “known” film role, she played someone who was with one person but was in love with another and found every opportunity to undermine the man she was actually with? No? Just curious.
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I love INDUSTRY, but my thing with Whitney is every scene I see him in feels like the last scene I should ever see him in.
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Noticed a super niche tweet and felt weird so here I am, compelled to tell you about it
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wheels on the bus go round & round by Michael McDonald
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Did you get your Switch 2?
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As the one voted most likely to accidentally be voted treasurer in the PinkPantheress fan club, I can confirm the new record is very hard
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Do you know if your people are good?
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people who leave the crust a special breed.
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wow, Not Like Us really is the greatest diss record of all time now.
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Been on a little bit of a social media break. With that in mind, it behoves me to tell someone (in this case the algorithm) that Severance is so goddamn good. It’s actually kind of astounding how great it is on so many levels. The Stiller Family is so underrated.
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Cut granny off today.
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The stigma of cash app
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Something about a nosebleed is very childish
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Hannibal Buress told a joke so good it put Bill Cosby in prison
Imagining telling a joke so bad you change who the president is gonna be
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It’s always a big one in a Kia soul
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the Uninformed public opinion* says Tyler hasn’t been *this* relevant long enough to stand ahead of Cole and take that no. 3 spot. *this opinion is not my own.
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Tyler the f*cking Creator doing 300k is bonkers, might be time to tell J. Cole we need that no. 3 seat
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This is what twitter was for.
If you recreate the basketball scene please call me.
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