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There is no such thing as an "English" breakfast. Sausages are made of atoms, formed a few millionths of a second after the big bang from quarks, 13.7 billion years ago.
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What a boast. IMO "a law’s ineffectiveness should not prevent its introduction" could be Starmer's total legacy. He could add to" ineffective", with unintended (?), counterproductive consequences.
STARMER says kids will get around his social media ban (as the vast majority do in Australia) but argues a law’s ineffectiveness should not prevent its introduction.
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Morally wrong Impractical Unenforceable The hatrick of terrible ideas.
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban [@thetimes]
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Hat trick, obvs
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“It’s worth inflicting a small hairline fracture to the spine if it raises awareness of our raging jew hatred”
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Have you tried “be kind” posters?
Israeli settlements in the West Bank are unjustifiable and illegal under international law. I condemn any attempt to sell property in the settlements in the West Bank – be that in London or anywhere else in the world.
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Listening to the changing room staff in Other Stories say, “that’s such a late capitalism thing …”
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The leftist critique of Elon Musk is ❌very rich capitalist; bad, morally wrong ✔️ moderately rich capitalist; fine, carry on mate
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I can’t believe we let Elon Musk become a trillionaire by breaking into hospital wards and stealing tenners out of nurses purses. Grotesque.
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(When you're a buoy) You bob around in the sea When you're a buoy) You’re orange with a bell in top
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“RFP: candidates are invited to devise fresh sexist, racist, gay jokes. These will be evaluated on a weighted scale taking into consideration originality, humourousness, offensiveness and Netflix-friendliness. Candidates from a shirt-lifting background are especially welcome.”
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Wanda Sykes Turned Down Kevin Hart's Netflix Roast and Says 'Thank God': It's 'Lazy Writing' With 'Recycled Sexist, Racist, Gay Jokes' variety.com/2026/tv/news/wan…
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I am shocked by the death of David Hockney. If the grim reaper can come for an 88 year old heavy smoker then really no-one is safe.
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We've lost one of the greats. Not only as an iconic artist of huge originality, but also a public figure with the courage to be a dissident. I once had the honour of chairing David Hockney on a panel. Yes, it was about the excessive Nanny statism about smoking. He made an eloquent case for choice & liberty. I was excessively star-struck. He was excessively modest. Ahh. Such a loss.
British artist David Hockney has died aged 88, his publicist has said 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/06…
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Replying to @typofoto
I remember seeing his photo collages when they were first exhibited and thinking how remarkable they were, at the time. This is my favourite
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#RIP David Hockney, one of my favourite ever photographers
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Replying to @typofoto
Looks like he's having trouble with a particularly fiendish join-the-dots puzzle.
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How much more hetero can you be? None. None more hetero.
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I’m sure I would have performed badly in my GCSEs if someone had been smacking my head as I was trying to remember French verbs
Smacking children could lead to lower GCSE grades, study suggests bbc.in/4anNMLy
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How to make space cadet Gwyneth Paltrow seem sympathetic and relatable? Have novara media imply she’s a nazi
Hollywood actor Gwyneth Paltrow has become the face of a luxury real estate development in Israel, defying a global boycott movement against the country in response to its genocide in Gaza. Paltrow drew fierce criticism on Wednesday after appearing in an ad for 51 Park, a 51-storey development in the coastal city of Herzliya, just north of Tel Aviv, where units reportedly sell for up to $10m (£7.4m). The ad campaign was commissioned by luxury developer Aviv by Melisron and created by the Israeli agency Why Worry. “Imagine advertising luxury villas in Nazi Germany during the Holocaust,” user Ounka wrote on X. “That's the level of tone-deaf we're witnessing.” In the one-minute ad, filmed in New York, Paltrow wakes up in a swanky apartment and complains in a voice-over: “Who decided mornings should be so early? Even my coffee needs a coffee.” She then goes jogging in Central Park and says, “Waking up for a morning run can be brutal, but it's a price I'm willing to pay. Because once I hit the park, pure energy takes over.” Later, she says to camera: "There's a reason why the world's most iconic buildings are by a park," as she walks to a car and asks to be taken to 51 Park. When the driver asks if she means in New York, she replies: “No. Herzliya, Israel."
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Alex Dale retweeted
Doing the meme:
Replying to @_ConnieShaw
The jewels are from Africa, the alphabet is Arabic, the tea is from China, the grains are from North America, the religion is from the Middle East, the national dish is from India, the music is from black North American culture. British culture isn’t a culture.
Community note
The alphabet used in Britain is the Latin alphabet, not Arabic; chicken tikka masala originated in the UK, not India; and the crown jewels have gems from various origins, not solely Africa. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_a… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_t… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Jew…
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