They who are immune to spiders (Aussie) Boss/Sir/Mister/Uncle

Joined October 2012
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18 Sep 2016
Him: I bet you know how to party Me: The trick is have at least one priest, a tank and ranged DPS
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There are people who spend hours carving pumpkins and I just ate a banana because I didn't want to cut up an apple.
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3 Nov 2024
Why I check people's pronouns: no: Best Respect yes: Best Reaction Gif to use
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3 Nov 2024
Sure I wanna gender affirm you but I wanna GENDER AFFIRM you at 120% not this lukewarm stuff
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2 Nov 2024
In England "booster shot" is spelled "borchestershire shot".
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1 Nov 2024
16 year old having a anxiety attack at work Me: Hey, it's ok. Take your time. I get these too 16yo: What? But you're like, 30!? They don't stop? YOUVE MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE Me: Uhhhhh
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2 Nov 2024
Me: [Has never touched cocaine] Me every time I'm at the airport: Oh no what if I accidentally packed a lot of cocaine
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Person: What’s your handicap? Me [from my wheelchair]: I don’t golf.
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The more I think about these two stories today the angrier it makes me
14 Oct 2024
Oh my god read the roooom
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13 Oct 2024
I need someone to tell me if this kink chart has been translated badly from Korean, or if Clown Play is a real thing. And can I scratch it off my preferences so hard it would leave behind Hawking radiation?
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3 Oct 2024
My favourite and most hated of coffee shop decor, is the order counter that has a six odd foot of random products in front of it. I can’t reach you to give you my money, but I love the aesthetic.
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28 Jun 2024
The US Presidential debate would be much more interesting with subtitles and a sarcasm font.
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28 Jun 2024
When you hit age 39 and realise you’re decently germophobic but a lifetime of repressing shit has made it dormant and look like you’re lazy and gross.
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Ok here's a concept: Wife Swap but with municipal budgets. librarians get cop budgets for a year and we see what can be done
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26 Jun 2024
They say “don’t ship Idols they’re real people”, but a reminder we still have matchmakers so, we literally ship real people. Ship more of your friends. Grab your introverts and set them up on a blind date.
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26 Jun 2024
Has anyone got Very Strong opinions on XPpen vs Intuous vs Huawei regarding drawing screens? Especially their cheaper models. I would love to hear your ire or excitement. Also how you feel about these choices vs a tablet and Procreate (or related drawing apps)
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7 Jun 2024
19,607 people would have to catch TransWa public transport 1x a day to pay the salary (100kpa) of a single Transport Officer aka glorified conductor. 360,000 passenger boardings are made daily. That means fares pay enough for only 18 of these people. I bet there’s more than 18.
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7 Jun 2024
If you count how many people work for ticketing systems, finance, IT techs, installers, and other related “ticket machines/security/fines”, aspects in Public Transport, I cannot work out how free transport wouldn’t actively make them money by not having those people.
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6 Jun 2024
Today I have my 1st psychologist appointment for Autism assessment. I’ve been using regulation techniques for autistics for over a year that are working. I’ve been peer reviewed. My psychiatrist says “yep that’s the autism” re: me. I am still 100% certain I am allistic.
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7 Jun 2024
Update: I am on the spectrum. Do I still believe I am definitely allistic, despite my psychologist filling in my answers before I gave them, based off knowing me half an hour? Yes.
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7 Jun 2024
All buildings could do with movie theatre levels of acoustic damping, I will take no arguments on this especially from you, bowling alleys.
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