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Todd Meadows' mom says "Deadliest Catch" should NOT air the video of the fatal incident.
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30 Nov 2025
@UPS wtf I have been home all afternoon and a package I need today says no o e was home and will be delivered Monday. No one came to my house and I have been tracking the truck all afternoon. This is crap I paid for a service and you didn’t not deliver. Make it right.
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30 Nov 2025
Your holiday crew sucks I already have one package lost and now this merry fucking Christmas and get your shit together
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30 Nov 2025
@UPS y’all have fucked this delivery up 2 days in a row is this how yall expect the entire Holliday delivery schedule to go
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22 Nov 2025
OK, there’s a manatee in the diversion canal. I know thanks for looking out for me, but I’m not swimming in the river daily.
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16 Oct 2025
If the government is shut down why are we paying taxes? We should get 1/365th of our tax bill credited back to us for each day the government is shut down. If a business closes its doors they no longer bring in income.
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30 Sep 2025
Americans taxi should get prorated for every day. The government is shut down. We shouldn’t have to pay the government when they’re shut down.
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Travis Johnston retweeted
11 Sep 2025
Owning a brewery and joking about urinating in customers’ beer doesn’t exactly scream “strategic thinking.” But maybe I’m wrong. Time has a way of proving things out.
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14 Aug 2025
Augustine, Louisiana my garbage comes in the morning and we had shrimp and crab boil last weekend and there’s 2 Buzzard Circle in my garbage can out by the road
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Travis Johnston retweeted
15 Jun 2025
A chef went viral after personally serving carbonara pasta at a customer's table in dramatic fashion. 👨🍳🍝
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16 May 2025
I think I’ve set an all-time low for myself. I got a leg cramp and a lazy river.
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13 Apr 2025
Parked behind a brewery in Virginia with blue ridge mountains in the background. Headed to Manassas battlefield in the morning and if time allows Shenandoah
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10 Apr 2025
Tuscaloosa isn’t the best place to look for a good dental work but if you wanna get your palm read and a scratch off while getting a tattoo, it ain’t a bad place
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Travis Johnston retweeted
9 Apr 2025
Dead, I am the one…
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23 Mar 2025
Tigers may have lost but boudin grill cheese is a win horns down bitches
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18 Mar 2025
Cream spinach and boudin are kind of like that old Reese’s commercial where they accidentally mix PB and chocolate and realize it’s good
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