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tzander retweeted
2 Nov 2024
Living in #BucksCounty, PA every other commercial is like, "an immigrant is going to take over your school, change your child's sex, and then kill you," or, "Democracy will die and America will be a fascist regime run by an unhinged maniac"... followed by a big pharma ad. 🫨
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Thanks Goose for spending 1,441 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Dripfield. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5tkI… @goosetheband
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tzander retweeted
27 May 2022
1) Excited to announce that @VaynerSports Pass will be giving away 550 @localweather allowlist spots to VSP holders & that I’ll also be giving away 5 allowlist spots here on twitter as well!
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Exciting news - Elo Health smart nutrition service is live! Use the code ELOINVESTOR to get a free month, including our simple at-home blood test (a $99 value). elo.health/.
tzander retweeted
16 Aug 2021
25 years ago today, these 4 created a city in the middle of an air force base & changed the course of festivals forever. 25 years later they’re still melting faces & hearts. Thank you @phish for another great tour during unprecedented times! Phans, mask up and get tested. ✌️❤️⭕️
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tzander retweeted
11 Mar 2021
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tzander retweeted
31 Jul 2020
BUMMED I’m not saying, “Next weekend I get to see Phish at Deer Creek!” @tzander @PhanArt #bummertour2020 #phish #thankgodfortuesday
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tzander retweeted
27 Jul 2020
If Intel outsources manufacturing, the lack of domestic chip mfg could be the greatest threat to our technological and military future.Advanced chips are at the heart of every future development. We can not control our own destiny if we don't build here bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Our mew family members
23 Mar 2020
@storyofthegoats We finally got our babies!!! Meet the G.O.A.T.S.
Jordan, Babe, Pele, & Wayne 🐐
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