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This is Twitter
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If my mom had balls then she would be my dad
If we had Colwill since the start of the season we would be in the top 2 in the league.
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Biome >>>>>>>> Eslint.
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Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?
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Apr 27
Replying to @Rony__Jons
Since Uhuru Nyerere alikuwa na ability ya kufix blunders alizofanya before 1995. The constitution was one of them. Realistically hamna Rais atakayekuja kuleta mabadiliko kwenye Katiba yatakayo mlimit nguvu in this country. CCM ya sasahivi is a direct product of him.
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Unalipia subscription undelee kuwa her type for a whileπŸ˜‚
My self-esteem drops a little everytime a woman asks me for money, I know handsome Men don't get taxed.
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8 Jun 2012
#bucketlist 1 before i die i would love to see Wema sepetu naked
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Si unaona dingi zetu lakini? Hawana kitu kumamae zao
Wanaume siku hizi hawaoni aibu kusema hawana hela🀣 back in the day men used to rent cars to look loaded.
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Apr 16
CCM
China has the panda, Australia has the kangaroo. What does your country have ?
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Every dev should experience building with senior devs at least once. Your eyes will open.πŸ˜‚
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I recommend
Every dev should experience building with senior devs at least once. Your eyes will open.πŸ˜‚
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Arsenal FC, Champions of Europe 2026.
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Feb 11
It will be extremely painful
If you get killed, will you die?
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In my prime saa hii ningekua nyuma ya class nafua nguo wengine wakisoma.
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18 Jun 2025
edit predictions are so annoying and distracting i had to turn them off in zed i know what i'm doing, i know what i want i don't want the ai to predict shit aaaaaah just stop with the ai slop
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Is that what you truly want? Or is that what you think u need after the circumstance called life?
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Art Of Being Alone...
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Just unfat.
Replying to @enamalisa
maybe I'm being a hypocrite hapa..ila laughing na watu wanao straight up bully people for the way they look goes from it just being a joke between friends to just straight up body shaming...hata kama she made a joke the friends would understand she's still laughing na kukubaliana na people that are bullying others kwa kupitia mgongo wa tweet yake na anabishana na wanaojaribu kutetea.
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Replying to @enamalisa
maybe I'm being a hypocrite hapa..ila laughing na watu wanao straight up bully people for the way they look goes from it just being a joke between friends to just straight up body shaming...hata kama she made a joke the friends would understand she's still laughing na kukubaliana na people that are bullying others kwa kupitia mgongo wa tweet yake na anabishana na wanaojaribu kutetea.
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If ANY WOMAN refers you to a real man, wewe ni msenge pahala!
I said this , anything with a β€˜ real man β€˜ on twitter is following up with a very stupid take .
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11 Dec 2025
i'll walk to africa and fight a lion before i believe a bitch fell asleep at 7:30 pm
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