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Students spend hours rewriting notes, summarizing chapters & cramming for exams. I’m building @note_spark1 an AI-powered study companion that: - Digitizes handwritten notes - Creates quizzes & flashcards - Summarizes PDFs & more Some features are already live. More coming soon.
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Replying to @Polymarket
Boston bars running out of beer because Scottish fans 'tripled St. Patrick's Day.' The Irish spent 200 years building that reputation and the Scots cleared it in 90 minutes.
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Replying to @Polymarket
Boston bars running out of beer because Scottish fans 'tripled St. Patrick's Day.' The Irish spent 200 years building that reputation and the Scots cleared it in 90 minutes.
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May 29
me dropping tweets knowing nobody’s interacting.
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Black people in Afrika made steel before ytpipo knew how to read or bathe.
Replying to @Kamjiverse
Africans never learned how to forge metal. Just reminding you that You wuz nothing.
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please reshare if this gets to your timeline 💔
30 days inside bush. Tinubu you’re a failure.
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Jun 15
Replying to @Kalshi
Israel says it doesn't take orders from the US. The $3.8 billion annual allowance says otherwise.
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Jun 15
HEPATITIS B IS KILLING MORE NIGERIANS THAN HIV. AND MOST DON’T EVEN KNOW THEY HAVE IT. 🏥 Nigeria has one of the highest Hepatitis B burdens in the world. Over 20 million Nigerians are currently living with chronic Hepatitis B infection. That’s nearly 1 in 10 people. Meanwhile, everyone is running from HIV and Hepatitis B is quietly doing more damage. HIV kills roughly 1.5 million people globally per year. Hepatitis B kills close to 2 million. It is deadlier. It is more contagious. And it spreads faster. Hepatitis B is transmitted through blood, unprotected sex, sharing sharp objects like razors, clippers, needles and from mother to child during childbirth. You don’t need to be “reckless” to get it. The barber’s blade. The hospital that cuts corners. The mother who didn’t know she was positive. That’s how entire families carry it without knowing. And that’s the most dangerous part…NO SYMPTOMS. Most people with Hepatitis B have zero symptoms for years. Sometimes decades. By the time the body starts showing signs like fatigue, jaundice and abdominal pain . The liver may already be severely damaged. Cirrhosis. Liver cancer. Liver failure. You can be walking around looking healthy, infecting people and dying slowly all at the same time. But here is where it differs from HIV. THERE IS A VACCINE. A highly effective, widely available vaccine exists. Three doses and you are protected for life. If you were born before routine vaccination became standard in Nigeria, there’s a real chance you were never covered. There is also antiviral treatment for those already infected. It doesn’t cure it, but it suppresses the virus, protects the liver and reduces transmission dramatically. So here is what you need to do: GET TESTED. A simple blood test, the HBsAg test tells you your status. It costs very little. Some hospitals and health campaigns offer it free. You cannot treat what you don’t know you have. If you test NEGATIVE, get vaccinated immediately. Don’t delay it. If you test POSITIVE, see a doctor. You will need liver function tests, viral load monitoring and possibly antiviral therapy. Do not manage this alone. Tell your family. Hepatitis B is a family disease. If you test positive, your spouse, children and close contacts need to be tested and vaccinated too. People will openly discuss malaria drugs on this app. But Hepatitis B? Silence. Stigma. Avoidance. That silence is why people are dying preventable deaths every single day in this country. You owe it to yourself and the people around you to know your status. Go get tested. Get vaccinated. See a medical practitioner. Your liver is the only one you have. PROTECT it.👏
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I told Ai to build a physique and i saw this. Good morning my people 💪🏾 WE ARE WINNING TODAY.
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What the heck
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Jun 14
Grok Build now renders math, formulas, and LaTeX right in your terminal
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And some people will still say colonialism has no part in Africa's underdevelopment and poverty
Jun 14
JUST IN: 🇳🇬 IMF has told the Nigerian government to impose fuel and telecom taxes on Nigerians, to increase government revenue. Nigeria is currently the number 1 country with the lowest quality of life.
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Jun 14
I think the slowest brain can now see the puppet strings.
BREAKING NEWS: IMF asks Federal Government to impose fuel and telecom taxes in Nigeria as part of broader measures to increase government revenue
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Jun 12
how the fuck did he fall for so long??😭
Happy Friday!
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Jun 13
how you look at the menu before ordering the same thing you always get
Jun 13
Caption this
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Jun 13
when the place says it’s open on google but you pull up there and it’s closed
bomboclaat
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@grok what’s happening?
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GOAL OOOOOO QATAR. OVER 1.5 BACK TO FORM ✅✅✅😁😁😂
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an all-time bet on yourself
JUST IN: SpaceX officially opens at $1,960,000,000,000.00 in market cap.
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I just dey use needle and thread patch this my mental health
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There would have been fewer problems if we actually made sure each child learned a Nigerian language in class rather than forcing them to learn Arabic, French, or Latin. . Rather, we choose to forbid them from speaking the language in school . . You want to force brotherhood with people who don't understand each other ?
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