Future single father

Joined September 2011
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Feeling like a boomer who bought their home in 1972 for one cow and a toothpick
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Im all for hating big supermarkets. But if you take a freezer product then decide you donโ€™t want it and leave it on a regular shelf you deserve to be executed.
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25 Jun 2025
hi i'm emelg and i'm trying to get paid in esports, along with @ShokLeague @RickkyRoad @metaphasetv please share so i don't end up like my profile picture ๐Ÿงต โฌ
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15 Apr 2025
Explaining to my 40 year old nurse why her 6 kids where screaming and throwing popcorn in the cinema during the chicken jockey scene while she takes my blood
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13 Mar 2025
Start em young ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŽฐ
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14 Nov 2024
Social media manager having some payment issues too ๐Ÿ’€
7 Nov 2024
Replying to @Goodo9982
Small claims court, search it up and have all you documents prepared. Go ask to speak to someone there and present your case, theyโ€™ll help you from there
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1 Nov 2024
Next 12 mins 25 seconds of my life sorted ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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13 Sep 2024
I can name the top two but I can't name the bottom two ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
nah this is actually insane ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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19 Aug 2024
Didn't do my taxes for 6 years. Thank god I did esports so the government pays me to make below minimum wage ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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2 Aug 2024
forestwithin if he didn't realise you could bet on childrens video games
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11 Jul 2024
Signed with @DireWolves โค๏ธ Dm me on bet365 for updates on our future matches ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿบ
11 Jul 2024
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4 Jul 2024
White guy watches 30 minute sushi making tutorial โœ… Yen value drops 30% ๐Ÿ“‰
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26 Jun 2024
the innately male urge to blast tren and sports bet
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23 Jun 2024
Feastables is now available in every Woolworths in Australia!! And 10 people that buy Feastables in the next 3 days will win a car/compete in a video Iโ€™m filming in Sydney! Canโ€™t wait to meet some of you ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
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23 Jun 2024
@TheShawnHendrix can u train me im tryna grow my arms like that
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22 Jun 2024
happy pride month๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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Toby retweeted
8 Jun 2024
All of a sudden, I'm a Jamaal Williams fan
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5 Jun 2024
Australian gambling companies are removing credit card deposits. What has happened to this country? How the fuck am i meant to hit financial freedom in this economy? Anyways, anyone doing high interest loans? Iโ€™ll pay it back ASAP
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my discord got u @kiittwy
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31 May 2024
Just build 100 casinos so these kids can make some real money
6 Apr 2024
I built 100 wells in Africa to provide clean drinking water for up to 500,000 people! This is one of my favorite videos Iโ€™ve ever made ๐Ÿฅฐ (all ad rev will go towards getting people in need water)
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