some may call this junk, me? I call them treasures
Joined September 2011
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25 Mar 2020
The Beer With Me app needs daily challenges.
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27 Jan 2020
Imagine paying $15 for somebody to teach you how to ride a bike that doesn’t go anywhere
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3 Jan 2020
Hold up, I’m in the middle of a game
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22 Dec 2019
woke up at noon and bought cheez itz on the black market
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1 Dec 2019
Her: “He’s probably out cheating on me at the bar”
My friends and I at the bar:
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29 Sep 2019
Donkey, I'm warning you
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8 Sep 2019
it’s like a twitter account but all he talks about is ball peen hammers
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13 Aug 2019
Mohamed Salah is a real one ❤️
(🎥 via @LFC)
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6 Aug 2019
Where should I go this weekend
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Philadelphia (one hour)
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DC (two hours)
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NYC (two and a half hrs)
75 votes • Final results
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12 Jul 2019
One giant leap for mankind
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24 Jun 2019
i’ve been meaning to say this for weeks but reddit is cancelled for this meme. disgraceful. stocks are no joke
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