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Rob McCoy @uketrout

Formerly someone’s child. I live on Cherokee land.

Joined June 2013
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
31 Dec 2024
By Grabthar’s Hammer, I NEED an official @Hallmark Keepsake ornament of @TheOrville.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
24 Dec 2024
Now that ads have entered streaming services, I can see that they have been left unsupervised far too long. Who is making these things now?
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
7 Dec 2024
This CEO murder has been making me think a lot about our justice system.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
10 Dec 2023
I feel like everything just needs to come in these colors and we could all just get along. @RTICCoolers. I’m looking at you @Ford Bronco.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
6 Oct 2023
My heart wants a good dog, but my schedule wants an admin assistant, chauffeur, delivery shuttle, and a mobile doctor.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
4 Oct 2023
Good soldiers follow orders.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
14 Sep 2023
Somewhere, walking around on Earth, is the person who fought hard to make every website ask you about cookies. They are probably ruining something else right now. @googlechrome - how about a once-per-launch query that automatically applies your response to compliant pages?
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
5 Sep 2023
No guy wants to be called “Sloppy Swish”, but you’d never know that by their haircut. @nbcsnl
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
5 Sep 2023
Honest @MonsterEnergy flavor name : Scotch Tape. This is not a complaint.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
3 Sep 2023
I feel like whoever is doing PR for the moon is killing it. When I was a kid, we just had full moons.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
15 Aug 2023
So maybe AI could read my office’s messages before allowing people to send and say… “It looks like you’re copying 40 people and need help. Does your company not have a help desk OR do you just like making people suffer?”
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
4 Aug 2023
Listen. I don’t pretend to understand the dynamics of a labor strike. But whatever the writers of @StarTrekOnPPlus Strange New Worlds are asking for, it’s not enough. You give them what they want right now.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
30 Jul 2023
There are there kinds of everybody…. Wants to rule the world Hates Chris/Loves Raymond Was Kungfu Fighting.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
27 Jul 2023
Current mood. Actively suppressing urge to shout “BAT” and leave the office. @theshadowsfx
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
18 Jul 2023
I have a @Prusa3D XL sized hole in my heart. I used to check my email every few hours once they started shipping, but now I just slice things for it and live in this in-between space and question my choices.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
6 Jul 2023
With this tweet, I am willing @Prusa3D to get my XL email out tomorrow. I can’t handle the stresses of checking my email so much.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
30 Jun 2023
Hey I know you guys have life goals and whatever but please make 20 seasons of Strange New Worlds because it’s perfect, @StarTrekOnPPlus
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
20 Jun 2023
I think she’s my new favorite. Had fun painting this jewel for the shop to get ready for our #ShatterPoint launch. @atomicmassgames #StarWars
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
19 Jun 2023
Hey @netflix at this time I am publicly apologizing for not watching Unstable when you asked me to. It’s great and in almost no way reminds me of real life, which quite frankly is unsavory in many ways.
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Rob McCoy@uketrout
17 Jun 2023
I am massively pro Star Trek. @StarTrekOnPPlus you guys just keep on. Strange New Worlds s2 opener was beautiful, and you guys just have my heart.
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