Joined May 2011
55 Photos and videos
15 Mar 2019
Burps and farts are now called berts and ernies, sorry not my fault
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26 Feb 2019
My work is full of rats and libertarians help me
5 Feb 2019
Just realized the whole internet is MySpace now
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Umm retweeted
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11 Dec 2018
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11 Dec 2018
Why did I pocket tweet a picture of a playeoh cupcake, what did I do to deserve this
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11 Dec 2018
Play doh wow
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23 Nov 2018
Just saw @stefaniedrootin phone and in the search bar it said "sides of tongue hurt am I dying"
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23 Nov 2018
Now she's trying to soothe her tongue by pressing it against a glass of white wine
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23 Nov 2018
Finally something to be thankful for
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31 Oct 2018
Stefanie wants to know why Simon and garfunkel aren't called Parts?? P(aul) Art and then s because plural
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23 Oct 2018
Wondering if the defining emotion of my existence is hungry or tired, hard to say
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13 Sep 2018
My personality type is tired
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11 Sep 2018
I don't believe any song where the narrator says they are going to climb a fucking mountain or swim a stormy sea or whatever
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11 Sep 2018
Can't breathe must stay calm
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8 Sep 2018
Donkey Kong in our dorm room @ Donkey Kong Country instagram.com/p/BndFICbAr50/…

3 Sep 2018
Day off @ Northridge, California instagram.com/p/BnSAzTUFc9A/…

30 Aug 2018
So proud, hard to stay humble when your dreams find you. How should I invest my large winnings to support a happy future? I just won $11.41 on @hqtrivia! Use my code "ummokay" when you sign up hqtrivia.com
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23 Aug 2018
Happy birthday @stefaniedrootin! I'm so goddamn lucky to have spent the last ten years with you! Best bassist, best partner, best parent, best person I've ever met!
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10 Aug 2018
Is leopard print necessarily bad? If it is, what about things that just look like leopard print if you squint a little
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