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12 May 2019
In my neighborhood's fb group, someone just posted photos of a found dog with their toes & feet all over it!! Excuse me, but why would I want her back now?
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old note found: [during UAT - aka User Acceptance Testing] “Hi, I’m seeing a lot of bugs, when are we regrouping?” Technical Program Manager: “I’d like to say there’s a lot of feedback - we’ll see if there’s lots of bugs. 😉”
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What I recommend to my patients is open Reddit for five hours.
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Do you ever find yourself smiling back at the b-roll footage of smiling people that you’re scouring? It’s the little moments. Life is in the details.
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feeling lucky to have gotten to collab with Afterimage on this video on the motion 🫶
M̶i̶c̶r̶o̶m̶a̶n̶a̶g̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶. For @cursor_ai Afterimage 002 ◍ x.com/cursor_ai/status/20267…
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I wish that in @figjam , after adding a video to canvas, one could: 1. trim (and non-destructively) the part of the video that plays 2. and put it on loop
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who did the motion on this? 😍
21 Nov 2025
Extended Collections is rolling out over the next two weeks so you can scale your design system across all your brands (yay)
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Had to do this in AE for a project last year. Lots of layers and mattes were involved.
オブジェクト間に「滑らかな隙間」を作る方法 #Illustrator
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9 Dec 2025
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8 Dec 2025
"...the damages to one of these homes was somewhere around $20k-$30k. The settlement amount was $3M. So then the question is, why are they paying $3M? To hide what's happening here." youtube.com/watch?v=K51KJNkA…

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19 Nov 2025
In the good ol’ days, your parent would stop you from doing whatever you wanted to be doing to get you to photoshop some idea they had. Now they’ll have AI to do it for them. Let that sync in.
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16 Aug 2025
Now that we have vibe coding, it's time to make Videocopilot's Sure Target 2 plugin work again 🥲 >< #aftereffects #motion
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11 Aug 2025

21 Jul 2023
Whole Foods prices: is this something we can have the FBI look at, or what?
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10 Jul 2025
This upcoming Russian design event added nine more speakers since the last time I checked...guess how many are male? 24/24. What happened here?
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5 Jun 2025
In my experience shopping for eyewear, these two (luxotica brands, warby parker) haven't been different from each other. It's not like the local Visionworks store doesn't have glasses for $95, and the quality seems indistinguishable.
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30 Dec 2024
i may not know how long it's been since I last sat down to watch this, but I do know how glad I am to be able to pick up from where i left off
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30 Dec 2024
Excuse me where the HELL was THIS story on career day in school?
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30 Dec 2024
my hand? it's pretty banged up from fishing just the Cheetos out. Any more questions, Doc?
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Stasiya retweeted
Hey @UHC. Completed a hysterectomy yesterday afternoon, discharged her home in the evening (saving @UHC and everyone some money). Discharge medications included 12 Vicodin. (retail cost $30). Vicodin DENIED pending prior authorization. Patient in pain all night. Way to go.
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4 Dec 2024
another reason I won't have a cat
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