Everton fan, Frontman, Family man. The sun is gone but I have a light . ... " Everyone makes mistakes, that's why pencils have rubbers " Lenny Leonard.
Joined July 2009
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12 Sep 2024
#BreakingNews Rod Hull and Emu become first comedy double act to space walk.
#SpaceX
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Jun 14
Mad to think if there was a hydration break half way through Maradona’s skip through the England team, England would have won the World Cup in 1986 !!!
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Jun 12
Not sure what Rylan has to do with The World Cup but there he is at half time next to Rooney.
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Jun 11
It’s great that the #worldcup games have three fag breaks instead of the regular one. Fantastic rule.
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Jun 11
EXCL: The Lawyer can reveal that Burnley has won its legal case against Everton over Everton's PSR breaches. The Toffees are to pay Burnley nearly £40m in damages and interest. Everton is expected to appeal.
thelawyer.com/everton-to-pay…
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Jun 8
Well done @IcelandFoods , just block the road. Don’t worry about ambulances. Frozen kippers are much more important than anything else.
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Jun 6
I’ve watched many World cups. The eventual winners are usually ones who regularly get a shot on target. This England team look average.
“ It’s only a friendly “ 🤣
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Jun 4
The spoiler alert here being the fact the video is significantly shorter than ten minutes 🤣🤣
A motorcycle shop owner offered anyone a free bike if they could stay hanging upside down from the ceiling for 10 minutes...
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Paul Quinn retweeted
The number of times I have watched this is bordering on obsessive.
I’m ded. ☠️
Send help. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Jun 1
Five.. picks up ball, four…. Ball is wet, Three… puts ball under shirt to dry it… Two… looks who to throw it to… One.. takes run up…. Foul throw 🤣🤣
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May 31
Get @Tim_Cahill back at Everton for a season. Looks fitter and better than most of what’s there now. 😎. Donate !!
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