just say you won’t go average on me.
Joined July 2021
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shoutout to the tiff lightbox boomer who told me to get my red cardigan out of her sight because it was such a horrible colour she would be distracted the whole time
would u rather sit beside revue cinema millennial who laughs at everything or tiff lightbox boomer who makes weird grunting noises the whole movie?
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gay people talking about their favourite pop star:
I’m telling you that the mother is primordially all-powerful, and that this cannot be eliminated from this dialectic if we are to understand anything worthwhile. It’s one of its essential conditions.
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He should be the new doctor
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nirvanna the band the show fans are annoying but not in the way this guy is assuming
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"haha i love dilfs"
"man I love yaoi, did I mention I like gay people?"
"i regularly watch commentary videos that all rip off eachother"
"guys i use silly cat gifs"
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I have never seen a single person on here call matt and jay a dilf. Theyre more likely to be called the f slur or a chud or worse
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my mayor bisexual... my pancakes are free... my traffic glenmore... flames in four...?
(disclaimer that the pancakes are only free for 2 weeks in july)
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Jun 11
how do i survive as someone who doesn’t believe in hard work, is ugly to most people, unconcered with societal ideals of success. thinks life should be easy and fun, and is lazy. genuinely
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Jun 11
My mayor bisexual my beef ginger my bridge peaceful
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Trying to come up with a Calgary version of my mayor chinese my bagels jewish but i just keep getting stuck on “my mayor bisexual”
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why are we doing this btw but here’s my top 4 my beloved followers
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Jun 10
they made a movie about this
you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!
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jughead jones it's only sex fear of heterosexuality? repressed? gay? jarchie? all of the above? riverdale car seat headrest edit
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Jun 9
unfortunately #toowoke to ride the ntbts train because i couldnt help but notice how mean matt is to jay
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