i’m not the guy who didn’t create that thing you never knew about.
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18 Mar 2012
being popular on twitter is like having a really cool looking brain tumor
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maybe I'm the friend that's too woke but the slayyyter being trans joke stopped being funny almost a full decade ago
the top albums of the year all being pop/edm albums by trans women 🙂↕️
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Jun 8
a.g. cooked feat. cecile doubt
Jun 7
so my best friend sent me this song that Tyra Banks made herself for a dystopian young adult book she wrote over a decade ago and i'm being so serious i think she officially made the worst song of all time
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Jun 2
you must carefully balance yourself between the two or you'll suffer from frictional alopecia and be stuck wearing tube socks for the remainder of your hairless legged life.
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Jun 1
the crazy thing is nobody actually has a foot fetish until they're like "wait do I have a foot fetish" and then they have a foot fetish
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May 31
idk how else to explain it but Brutalist is to Detour as Apple is to Brat
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May 27
this the average type of storm we get in coastal georgia after an early beach day and you're sun burnt and passed out in the AC
May 27
One of the most insane thunderstorm I’ve ever seen just rolled through Davis, California.
Local weather stations recorded nearly 0.50” of rain in 5 minutes. Temperature dropped over 20 degrees down from 70s to high 40s.
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May 19
kempting my body hair before going out
May 18
Can we find a new look besides some camo pants.. jorts… thongs or hiked up jockstraps.. and unkempt body hair…
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May 14
SOPHIE was in the air
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May 13
multiple albums with SOPHIE tracks being released in 2026... her impact 😭😭
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May 13
me during my grindr years when the twinks would wanna sleep over after
Kissing and cuddling are not part of our natural sexual desires they’re a fascistic fabrication of the nuclear family model to reinforce heteronormative monogamous relationships
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May 8
people writing entire think pieces on why they surprisingly find this enjoyable but it's simply because it's a good song
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May 8
my friend was like "I just don't get why she would say the dance floor is dead" and it's because the entire song is ironic. this isn't rock music ergo the dance floor isn't dead. She's a professional troll
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May 4
there was only 2 left so I was like whatever I'll try it and as soon as I got home and ate one I immediately left to get the other pack
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Not the Meg Stalter lookalike competition actually being a Meg Stalter musical debut listening party but then she returns to the lookalikes and starts roasting them SHES TOO GOOD
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Apr 30
how it feels walking into the gay club without knowing it's Leather Lube Latex Locked Gear night
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Apr 29
What if we kissed under the Ecolab ultraviolet germ killer
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