Sup nerds. Idk if I’m supposed to be geographic, functional, or service-like. Star Trek this ain’t. Pity the washed-up infantryman who ends up here. satire duh.

Joined December 2018
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19 Dec 2018
.@AFSpace I’m your dad now.
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13 Jan 2021
Shut the fuck up, BRIAN
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18 Dec 2020
Please @VP us nerds are already getting our lunch money taken daily, don’t do this to us.
BREAKING: Vice President Mike Pence announces that uniformed members of the U.S. Space Force will be called Guardians. Threre you have it: Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Guardians
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13 Nov 2020
🖍Literal. 🖍Space. 🖍Marines.
COMMANDANT OF THE MARINE CORPS DIRECTS ACTIVATION OF SPACE SERVICE COMPONENT
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15 Aug 2020
Y’all were making fun of the Space Force’s bong rip the other day...
"It's almost impossible to watch a sunset and not dream" - Bern Williams
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13 Aug 2020
[cracks knuckles and puts on a tube top]
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Nah you’re good fam
8 Jun 2020
US Military Could Lose Space Force Trademark to Netflix Series buff.ly/2AfA938
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USSPACECOM retweeted
15 May 2020
Space Force off to a great start
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Is PeTe LuCiEr FuNnY?
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i AM very important #SOTU2020
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25 Jan 2020
Snitches get stitches JONATHAN
25 Jan 2020
"Hey can I copy your homework?" "Sure just change it a little so it's not obvious."
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22 Jan 2020
You maniacs had a chance to bring back M81 woodlands and you ruined it.
Here's what we're using. They'll never see us coming!
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18 Jan 2020
No this is legit.
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18 Jan 2020
Naw. We got different underwear too. Shiny stuff.
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18 Jan 2020
CoMe fInD mE wHeN yOu’Re JoHn GlEnN DumBaSs
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17 Jan 2020
Hell naw, nerd. Let ‘er rip! What’s our anthem?!
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21 Dec 2019
This is some bullshit. Our bases will be named after ‘MERICAN pioneers of aviation, like @TheRealBuzz and Snoopy!!!
Now that Space Force is up and running, @bayouwilson has some ideas for naming bases. duffelblog.com/2019/10/first…
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21 Dec 2019
AtHlEy KeLsErToN
Face Sporce
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21 Dec 2019
Daddy.
21 Dec 2019
President Trump: "I will proudly appoint General Jay Raymond the first chief of space operations, and he will become the very first member of the Space Force."
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