movies and manchester united. please stop crying in my mentions. pronouns: sarcastic/prick.
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Tuchel really doesn’t rate Jacob 😂.
🚨 Official: Trevoh Chalobah replaces Tino Livramento into the England squad. ✅🏴
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We’re not even asking for an astronomical fee. It would be quite humbling for all involved if we’re forced to reintegrate cos nobody wants him.
🚨 Marcus Rashford deal at Man Utd includes £40m clause for all clubs bar #MCFC & #LFC. €30m buy option in Barcelona loan expired yesterday. If returns to #MUFC 28yo’s preference is to honour contract (2028) rather than join another PL side @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7361885…
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I kick myself constantly for not being this creative.
eu mudando de nacionalidade a cada 2 horas assistindo os jogos da copa do mundo:
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This is the one high scoring Dortmund striker that nobody in Europe cares about.
🚨 Serhou Guirassy has 𝗗𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗘 Borussia Dortmund this summer, triggering interest from several top clubs across Europe.
The striker's representatives have denied reports of an agreement with Fenerbahçe, with Guirassy currently assessing all available options.
Tottenham Hotspur have identified the 30-year-old as a leading target, while Aston Villa, AC Milan and Atlético Madrid are also closely monitoring his situation.
(Source: @berger_pj)
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Zidane is loved, respected and idolised everywhere except by 12 year olds on twitter. The “Zidane was overrated” era one of the worst on this app.
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people flatout lie about him lol. was unreal until he got injured
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My interest in the documentary would be an in depth segment on the recruitment process, & I’d absolutely love a transparent, no holds barred look behind the scenes at the club throughout the season. But no doubt we’ll end up with an 8 episode, image controlled propaganda machine instead.
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They should’ve done this when Mourinho or Ten Hag were in charge. That’s when we deserved a proper behind the scenes look at wtf was actually going on behind closed doors.
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▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.
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Hungary beat El Salvador 10-1 in 1982 when there was only 24 teams competing. It makes you question what the point of opening up the tournament to 32 teams was?
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Germany winning 7-1, it makes you question what the point of opening up the tournament to 48 teams was?
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The 17 minutes when Curacao were level with Germany
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Man I can never leave this app.
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£50m
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Chelsea fans, who do you want to replace Cucurella?
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