Jugglernaut; Sic mundus creatus est
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I've had this one for a few years but never really rated it. Used it yesterday on a whim and realized that on the dry-down, it becomes essentially the same scent as the Tobacco Honey.
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Ed Zitron has takes I low to medium key align with. I welcome thoughts from AI experts youtu.be/zbKDmkJPVvI?si=o9Wn…
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The management fees to returned capital ratio is the metric I'm most interested in when it comes to VC.
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Why Launch Africa returned $2.5 million to investors after 11 exits :
Launch Africa, the pan-African venture capital firm with more than 180 portfolio startups, has returned $2.5 million to investors in its first fund after completing 11 exits, joining the small group of African investors that have actually returned liquidity to limited partners (LPs).
African venture capital has had a returns problem. Funds were raised aggressively between 2018 and 2022, deployed across hundreds of startups, and then hit the same wall as the rest of the global venture market in 2022, when exits began drying up.
According to Carta, the cap-table software firm, only just over half of 2020-vintage funds had returned any capital to LPs by the end of 2025, and roughly 15% of the nearly 2,900 US venture funds made their first distribution only during 2025. In Africa, the picture has been worse.
Read more : techcabal.com/2026/06/15/lau…
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Whenever I see someone watching their weight eat cashews because "they're healthy."
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Woke up this morning, remembered that a 24 year old made 20 billion Dollars with his hedge fund, and screamed into the void.
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The watches in my collection may not have been the wisest financial decisions, but they’ve retained more value than any money I’ve put in Nigerian businesses/startups to date so there’s that.
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Nothing in sight halting that momentum I’m afraid. Plan your next two decades accordingly
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I stupidly thought building muscles was all about lifting weights
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My ever evolving approach to life can presently be described as so: enjoy your entropy.
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The balance of the universe tilts towards chaos, and we do not get out of life alive. So make the most of what you have, while you have it, before it all turns to dust
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Maybe tariffs ain't all that bad.
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Everyone has a point at which they stop learning a skill/language
With French, it was the passé compose
With Hausa , it was Shugaban Dalabai
With technology, it was Kubernetes
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I no longer believe in special occasions. Every day that you're alive is a special occasion. So wear that watch, those shoes, that dress. Life is short.
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