enormous hater, even bigger lover. the brain @bullshitlit.
Joined December 2014
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Jun 12
microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year
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Jun 11
it must be such a sad existence to have never had an HEB half and half tortilla
Jun 11
Nobody has ever mixed the 2. Flour/corn tortillas
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peeing in the parc bathroom without eating there is the most fun a girl can have without getting completely undressed
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this sounds like something that would happen to me
Jun 5
i hit my vagus nerve with a tampon before a barenaked ladies concert and passed out on a hotel floor in 2016 and have never been able to insert a tampon again
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going to a phillies game alone means you will be asked to take a photo of a random family no fewer than three times
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(review derogatory)
May 31
I saw myself in 'Obsession'
For years, I had undiagnosed and untreated BPD. To my partners, I was a monster.
Read now: ariellelana.substack.com/p/i…
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May 31
eaten with a demitasse spoon
May 31
banana pudding but it’s layers of hummus and pita chips
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May 28
RT @kkennnedi: you have a bag that says “the tote bag” and you’re wondering why you’re having a bad day
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May 26
rewatching grey’s anatomy and it’s kind of crazy how every line of dialogue is formatted as “X is reality. really, X is reality. despite what you may think, X IS REALITY!” like it’s really no wonder LLMs talk like That
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May 26
2 guys moving into the neighborhood & they decide the worth of the neighborhood based on how good the closest fish sandwich is
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May 25
William Smallpenis
May 24
There are more Republicans in Philadelphia than people realize.
They are quiet because they don’t want backlash, negativity, to be attacked for what they believe.
I’m not afraid.
Philadelphia deserves a strong voice and real leadership.
#Philly #Republican #GOP #Conservative
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May 23
this is mostly maddening to me because i know one million people with post-grad degrees who could do this job with more care. but schools won’t hire them because mister lazy has a contract
May 23
one of my profs appears to be using chatgpt (or… very similar phrasing and formatting!) to come up with discussion prompts. i responded to the first one with a list of reasons not to use ai (one of which implied that my prof is “a stupid person") and got a 10/10 with no comment
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May 23
one of my profs appears to be using chatgpt (or… very similar phrasing and formatting!) to come up with discussion prompts. i responded to the first one with a list of reasons not to use ai (one of which implied that my prof is “a stupid person") and got a 10/10 with no comment
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May 23
it’s all so joever i should have graduated college five years ago like i was supposed to
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