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ICE arrests just more absurd. The Rev. James Eliud Ngahu Mwangi, a Kenyan immigrant, was arrested in late October and transferred to a detention center in Conroe. The Diocese of Texas informed officials that Father Mwangi is working in the US legally. houstonchronicle.com/news/ho…
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Yeah! I’ve been hoping for a @SpaceCenterHou and @FreddyLA7 hookup this whole time!!!!! I loooooooove @JJWatt, but yes, the @Space_Station is cooler. All y’all made my summer!

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I wonder how many World Cup fans in Texas have included @Pepto in their celebrations.
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My 80-something parents broke up with @TMobile in March. The company has been harassing them ever since. These stroke & heart transplant survivors have overpaid by $100 and are getting past due notices. I’m going to talk about them until it’s fixed.
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My dad had a stroke. They want me to put him on the phone or take him in the store (again) to settle this overpayment problem.
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See what we mean, @FreddyLA7?

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I’m with Gina.
Property taxes have gone up 75% under Greg Abbott, but schools are in crisis. As Governor, I will wipe clean Abbott’s corrupt vendor contracts and put that money back in the classroom.
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The hotel will help you send some boxes home.
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When I was a youngster eavesdropping on returning Vietnam vets it seemed they had solutions for problems created by those above them in the chain of command. Am I mistaken? Or did we lose that element of battlefield democracy?
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I’ll see your Fritos dip and raise you a Seven Layer Dip!
Thanks to American guys for all the posts recommending dip sauces! I’ll wake up tomorrow and take my time reading them all and replying. I’m finally heading to Texas tomorrow to watch the World Cup! I want to eat lots of my favorite French fries while I’m there, so if you have any recommendations for great places to eat in Texas, while I sleep please let me know! At first I’ll definitely be trying Watta Burger!
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The Germans are loving their World Cup pilgrimage through the South.
Sir….the German World Cup tourists discovered Buc-ee's at 2am
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@FreddieLA7 … Back in 1865 many Germans came to Texas and built several communities northwest of Houston. German was the first language for most of those families until we had that disagreement in the 1940s. I hope you can check it out. tshaonline.org/handbook/entr…
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Hobby-Duro may have reached maximum pointlessness. @FerrisFain, @
⚠️ APRÈS LE HOBBY-HORSING, LE HOBBY-DOGGING, VOICI LE HOBBY-DURO... Mais jusqu'où s'arrêteront-ils ?
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Replying to @HunterBiden
@HunterBiden I was happy to read that your dad’s cancer is under control. He deserves peace and comfort. Most of us still appreciate his lifetime of service.
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The ongoing bullying of your parents shows just how demonic the members of the Trump cult are.
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Best Childhood trauma therapy: Just caught @TinaFeyOfficial on @officialGrahamNorton talking out puberty nightmares with @RealKurtRussell. #Healing
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The healthcare rep called and insisted she speak to my dad (not the family) about a new drug maker. The man spent 60 years in the news biz and Tuesday is phone day. After 45 mins, he’s just getting warmed up.
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The woods are filled with the sounds of old moonshiners and meth cooks re-tooling and testing recipes for bootleg gasoline ….

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Valerie Reddell retweeted
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Exactly, there are no words to describe this horror when you’re looking at yourself in the mirror you ugly goblin.
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Police were called to a memory care facility because two patients were fighting. They forgot what caused the altercation.

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100% accurate; especially about the Dr Pepper.
WACO TEXAS… INTERESTING TOWN …
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