Come see the International* Tour now! 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 ⬇️
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Mar 10
I prayed for a huge milestone to come, and it came.
Value Select is going international*
Tickets drop everywhere, Thursday, March 19th
Visit the Patreon for early access!
So thankful for Peter, Domenica and the good folks @RealGoodTouring
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Apr 27
Anti-social behavior is ummmmm let’s just say NOT good for society.
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Apr 27
Pay the bank in cash, all at once, to totally OWN the bank.
Apr 24
Realizing a 30 year mortgage doesn’t actually mean 30 years:
- 1 extra monthly payment per year can cut 5 years off
- 2 extra payments per year can cut about 8 years off
- 3 extra payments per year can cut about 11 years off
Bank won't tell you this
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Apr 27
Unmmm, has Michael Jackson ever made a song you can chant/stomp to at a tee ball game?
I hope not.
Apr 26
Freddie Mercury was very talented but at what point is everyone going to admit that Queen has like five good songs. Nobody fucks with them like that outside of random internet polls where they’re treated like competition to the Beatles.
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Apr 27
Bryan Johnson ASMR
Apr 27
go to bed
right now
i know the build is almost finished
the eval can wait til morning
the agent will still be failing tomorrow
you won't figure out why it's hallucinating
yes your coworker ships on 4 hrs of sleep
they also hallucinate a lot
off you go
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Apr 27
The more you post about locking in, the less locked in you are.
Sun Tzu writes of this.
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Apr 27
Looks like a Waldorf school.
Apr 26
Office life before the invention of AutoCAD and other drafting softwares
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Apr 27
“Elites are shapeshifting reptiles is a metaphor for shady sociopaths, not literal reptiles”
- Conspiracy Apologetics
I like the idea of Conspiracy Fundamentalists arguing they HAVE to be REAL reptiles, because that’s easier integrated into the psyche.
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Apr 27
I can’t end my “should I buy an emulator” spiral, because then I’ll have to spiral about what games to play.
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Apr 25
Kind of sucks we can't go next to river and start building a log cabin.
Homesteading is a lost art.
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Apr 25
I miss the orange phosporous glow of street lamps.
Energey efficiency was a mistake, we can keep the lights on for longer, but now nobody wants to go outside.
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Apr 25
Burning Zyn pouches to cleanse the room of the previous sage cleansing hippies did.
I need a high-strung place to lock in, not a tranquil place to drink kefir.
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Apr 25
If there's no establishment to rebel against, everything kind of drifts to sea.
Living in a civilization of supreme "do whatever" and it's unclear how to proceed for a lot of punks.
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Apr 25
"Let's roll the dice, take a chance, put our chips on the table"
Insane how gamblers have a chokehold over our bravery idioms.
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Apr 25
Everyone wants a fit/young president, but nobody wants to institute a one backflip minimum policy.
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Apr 25
Buying a dousing rod, and just pointing it at whatever I want.
Frick 'dem spirits, I decide where to dig for water.
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Apr 25
Imagine being autistic in caveman times.
Everybody's hunting mammoths, and you're just obsessing over cave drawings.
Not drawing them, mind you, just staring at it.
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Apr 25
Burning candles for timing hangouts was peak Victorian technology...
Doesn't really work the same with indestructible LEDs, how am I supposed to get guests to leave?
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