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Bear markets are ass because managing your portfolio turns into a job instead of just cashing out here and there like it was during bull
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Jun 15
$neet x @derp_trade
in school, i already knew i wanted to be unemployed
today i want to enjoy leverage on derp
thank you for your attention to this matter
Jun 15
Huge news for the unemployed!
$NEET is now live on derp trade.
Up to 8x leverage.
No CV required 👇
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NEET coded
Jun 15
Huge news for the unemployed!
$NEET is now live on derp trade.
Up to 8x leverage.
No CV required 👇
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Jun 15
big day big week
the @derp_trade army is formed
derp code activated
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Is there a peptide that will make me eat like 15% more food calorie-wise?
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Jun 12
The demon isn't even interested. "You wanna sell your soul?" she asks like if it's something she's bored of, something mundane. "Sure, been a while since I last betrayed myself and God", the lethargy is contagious and I don't see any point in negotiating the price, it is the act of selling my soul itself that makes this proposal interesting to me. Eternal Salvation for nothing. Honestly, might've been even worse than nothing. But nonetheless.
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Jun 11
My body is a machine that turns research chemicals into researched chemicals
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Jun 10
Although you’re extremely attractive and I’d love to have sex I don’t think we’re soulmates and it would thus be irresponsible for me to entangle our spirits. Hope you understand
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My dad's tshirt from when I was visiting them for dinner
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Jun 11
"biological this evolutionary that"
shut the fuck up, I have biological urge to rape every attractive woman I see but I don't do it smfh
foids should pull themselves by the bootstraps and get over it, find a job/purpose and hit the gym maybe, and all their "icks" and "problems" will magically go away
Jun 10
One of the weirdest Icks women have is a man who is relaxing.
Women hate seeing a man lay on the couch and watch some TV because when one of their evolutionary triggers is your ability to acquire resources and when you are NOT acquiring resources (or at least appearing like you are), she feels on a subconscious level that you are betraying her interests.
If you don’t believe me, look at all the videos of women talking about how their man relaxing gave them the ick.
They live in a perpetual state of worry and cannot fathom a man laying back and not giving af.
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Jun 10
Psychologically torturing myself everyday. Mutating into a daschund. Life could be so many things.
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They are spoofing GPS in my area so all the doordash pussy apps are broken
WAR IS HELL
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>Are we really paying third worlders to do retarded bullshit for our entertainment?
it is in our blood
Jun 7
This is shameful.
Are we really paying third worlders to do retarded bullshit for our entertainment?
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What would you do if a pretty girl from your friend's birthday party came up to you and asked "can I kiss you please?" while you were waiting for your uber outside the bar?
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