Award-winning author of The Pacific Chronicles & Hounds of War | USAF Medic Veteran | Industrial Project Manager | Dad of 6 from Hawaii 🌊🐟🦀

Joined March 2021
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We bought our 3 year-old the legit Elsa costume but she insisted on wearing her Elsa nightgown instead. I don’t make the rules and I clearly don’t even enforce them
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James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles retweeted
Europeans discovering America is some of the best content of the internet right now:
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i really can’t think of a single reason to boil a frog
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can i just say i appreciate how the despicable me and minions are different storyline arcs. both are the best at what they do too
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[stares suspiciously at all the other to-go orders being delivered to other drivers like maybe the dude walking it out got it wrong and that’s mine]
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gee this one is difficult to figure out, huh @tedcruz
In review, Israel has stolen our nuclear secrets, nuclear triggers, our uranium and rest of our top secrets. They attacked one of our ships and killed 34 US sailors. They've taken $320 billion from us and gotten us to spend $8 trillion for their wars. Is that an ally or an enemy?
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if Bluey was all cats instead i would hate that show
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James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles retweeted
Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine. In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted. odni.gov/index.php/newsroom/…
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i guess i would have to say the most relaxing part of the day is when you have to pee like a lot and you finally get to and then that fart comes out at the same time. a lot of pressure relief when both ports open simultaneously, you know? [the waiter stares at me, confused]
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James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles retweeted
The dad stance is very much real
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This is the last completely Christian village in the Holy Land. This is what Israel just did to it. Are you going to do anything about it, Ambassador Huckabee? @USAmbIsrael
BREAKING: Israeli settlers are burning Taybeh in occupied Palestine. A village that has stood for thousands of years. A place where Jesus once walked. Home to the oldest living Christian community in the world. And not a peep from Western mainstream media.
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whoa technology is changing like every ten thousand years. it feels like we just learned something a few dozen generations ago and now we have to think it might change soon? -dinosaurs, probably
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James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles retweeted
Bruh 💀

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James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles retweeted
Mormon temple endowment ceremony in full, including the revisions. This is why they hide what they believe, it's not recognizable as Christianity to outsiders.
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I just burped/coughed a mouthful of fries that sprayed out and nobody around me even batted an eye. And it was loud. The airport truly is a dismal place devoid of any freedom or joy.
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James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles retweeted
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The year is 2034. I’m driving and someone crashes into me. 2 days later the insurance adjuster calls: “The car is totaled. We’re issuing Israel a check for the value of your vehicle.” “Thank God.” I say. “Gotta go. President Lindsay Graham’s State of the Union address is on.”
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tl;dr we have to stop us immediately or we will go to war with us
The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began. The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start. Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have. If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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i can’t explain it with science but a 7500 lb land manatee being invited to sessions would 100% resolve all trauma-related issues
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this is how i shop for dinosaur toys for my 2 year-old
That hat flip was ice cold 🥶
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