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29 Jul 2023
A Sit-Down w/ Tokyo
>Toni: Glad to have you here, Mr. Albert Einstein
>Albert: Well, yes.
>T: You’ve done it again sir, ..cunty quantum physics. A remarkable discovery.
>A: Well, ..sorta kinda. It’s simply fagmatics dearie.
>T: Well, no… and thats all the time we have today!
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She got tickets to a rage room a costume off amazon and a dream
Katy Perry teases something coming in new video:
“Maybe it’s finally time to watch it burn”
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Lilsimsie has more impact
Mr. Beast just made YouTube history as the first to hit half a billion subscribers, surpassing 500M on livestream on Friday. 🏆
Credit: YouTube/MrBeast
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For a variety of reasons honestly
Jun 12
For 48 hours this girl has been getting cooked on here… Like I mean flame broiled. Can anyone explain why?
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Jun 12
Too old to relate to new Olivia rodrigo but wishing I could get the hype
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Speedrunning surgeries and for what
Clavicular had his wisdom teeth removed just one day after undergoing otoplasty surgery😳
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Beth
A cat named Beth is going viral after surviving a barn fire and recovering to her usual self in just three months
"She was completely unrecognizable ... whiskers gone, bald, swollen face, crispy ears, her bright white fur singed orange"
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Jun 8
Trying every method to get tea stains out of my white cotton sheets after cat knocked over a drink
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Those skinny ass fingers
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When I need a cake for a quinceañera and I walk into this grocery store
Jun 6
Told my straight co worker that if she did the specific flags instead of just a rainbow they would sell better LOOK HOW GOOD SHE DID!! UGHHH MY LIL ALLY
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Jun 6
I used to pray for times like this
The new trailer for ‘THE WOLF AMONG US 2’ has been released.
Releasing in 2027.
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Trying not to burp refreshingly after a crisp sip of seltzer water
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Biofeelia retweeted
oh yes that’s vegan
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