People always seem surprised when I say I had a happy childhood đ«
Joined January 2012
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19 Jun 2018
To current and future employers reading my tweets: Iâm hardworking and reliable, I possess strong communication skills AND clothes.
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4 Mar 2025
Quick reminder: Confessions of a Shopaholic, a perfect movie, was given zero Oscars.
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23 Nov 2024
âIâm in queer mediaâ - me after checking my Explore tab on instagram
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17 Nov 2024
In a world where we post an average tweet on X, then copy and paste it to Threads and Bluesky, and slap it on an instagram story, I couldnât help but wonder: am I chasing engagement or is Mr Big the only like that really counts?
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9 Nov 2024
âYou unfollow people over politics?â
I unfollowed my own sister for posting a picture split into nine instagram squares.
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30 Oct 2024
All I want is for Trump to lose the election and for people to stop using âabout last nightâ as an instagram caption.
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23 Oct 2024
Sorry I pushed you down the stairs when you said youâve never listened to Maroon.
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23 Jul 2024
Butterfly by Mariah Carey was playing in the gym which I thought was an odd choice but of course it was coming from my pocket so I need a new gym now
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28 Sep 2024
âhmm interestingâ â me opening the freezer to discover Iâve already eaten the HĂ€agen Dazs tub I bought yesterday đ·
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22 Sep 2024
Telling me I look tired? Rude.
Telling me I look rested? Also rude.
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13 Sep 2024
hey, long shot, but is anyone on here gay and mentally unstable?
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