26, insufferable, weird mix of jokey and genuine that is actually very difficult to parse. sorry for all the penguins hockey i have incurable posting disease

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just went to rak city and everybody knew you
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and i will block you over vague tweets about geno i dont play about this
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AND FUCK CARTER HART
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how it feels to open twitter when ur having a great time with the first episodes of tvl
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hot as fuck at work today and i get home and open twitter and HAMILTON STOLE ZOE BOYD??? DURING PRIDE MONTH??????
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oh, okay.

Yup, you read that right 🙂‍↕️ We’ve signed defender Zoe Boyd to a two-year Standard Player Agreement! 📰 bit.ly/3SAoILd
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jack hughes is rlly the guy if your first and only experience with hockey was the 2026 usa men’s olympic team and not even the whole olympic tournament JUST the gold medal game. or you live in new jersey i guess.
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for the record i mean this in the most derogatory manner anyone could mean anything ever
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yeah
Throwing it back for #NationalBestFriendsDay 🥹
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that's what lestat's brain looks like also that's why it hurts
my brain watching the vampire lestat
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lestat this entire episode

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when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire
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why does everyone hate drawing hockey helmets theyre so fun to draw
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like when i can't figure the likeness out at least the bucket looks like a bucket yk
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they should make a show about hockey where the players are gay but it's mostly incidental to the plot which is about hockey
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well yes!!!
With 41,570 write-in votes, Evgeni Malkin takes home DILF of the Year. #LetsGoPens
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sid’s handshake with cliffy and tommy 🐧
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its anti-italian to imply that egg noodles are pasta like just admit you dont know ball
Yous can stop trying to pretend you don't call pasta 'noodles'. The rest of us can see you, you know.
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PHOEBE BRIDGERS?????
First trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen. The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex. In theaters later this year.
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i have to get off weather discourse twt oh my god im getting ragebaited every 30 seconds by people who don’t know how insulation works
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