26, insufferable, weird mix of jokey and genuine that is actually very difficult to parse. sorry for all the penguins hockey i have incurable posting disease
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Jun 16
and i will block you over vague tweets about geno i dont play about this
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Jun 15
how it feels to open twitter when ur having a great time with the first episodes of tvl
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Jun 11
hot as fuck at work today and i get home and open twitter and HAMILTON STOLE ZOE BOYD??? DURING PRIDE MONTH??????
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Jun 11
oh, okay.
Jun 11
Yup, you read that right 🙂↕️
We’ve signed defender Zoe Boyd to a two-year Standard Player Agreement!
📰 bit.ly/3SAoILd
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Jun 10
jack hughes is rlly the guy if your first and only experience with hockey was the 2026 usa men’s olympic team and not even the whole olympic tournament JUST the gold medal game. or you live in new jersey i guess.
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Jun 10
for the record i mean this in the most derogatory manner anyone could mean anything ever
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Jun 8
yeah
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Jun 7
that's what lestat's brain looks like also that's why it hurts
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Jun 7
lestat this entire episode
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Jun 7
like when i can't figure the likeness out at least the bucket looks like a bucket yk
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they should make a show about hockey where the players are gay but it's mostly incidental to the plot which is about hockey
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Jun 1
well yes!!!
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May 30
its anti-italian to imply that egg noodles are pasta like just admit you dont know ball
Yous can stop trying to pretend you don't call pasta 'noodles'. The rest of us can see you, you know.
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May 27
PHOEBE BRIDGERS?????
May 27
First trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.
The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex.
In theaters later this year.
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May 27
i have to get off weather discourse twt oh my god im getting ragebaited every 30 seconds by people who don’t know how insulation works
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