Kylee/USA/30/she/they. Freelance artist/graphic designer working full time. COMMISSIONS OPEN. Credit my work if you share. Transphobes get blocked.
Joined March 2017
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only time ive been bothered by a man in victorias secret was when i was a teen and e-cigs were a relatively new thing and a guy was in there with his gf blowing clouds like a chimney
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Jun 15
just found out about the whatever happened to baby jane? parody/network ad for mtv raw david lachapelle directed with "courtney love" and "madonna" and oh my god
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Jun 14
look at my new fucking son. he's the smallest and limpest thing ever
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Jun 11
when she invites you over to her sex dungeon and the sex dragon is there too
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Jun 8
solo travel: maybe today ill go to the museum. oooo coffeey
Large group travel: IF WE DONT LEAVE THE HOSTEL BY 10:00 IM LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE AHHHHH
Small group travel: guys check out my beer mustache aha :)
Solo travel: I am the wretched refuse of the earth, cursed forever to wander with the mark of Cain blazing on my forehead
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ALT A man with big eyelashe, big lips, doing a hip pop and sporting a cunty expression stands behind a man on the computer. The man on the computer says "can you please stop serving cunt? I'm trying to get these spreadsheets done." The man types dutifully while his compatriot continues to serve cunt. The computer man looks longingly at the cunt-server. He gets up and also serves cunt.
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Jun 4
DURING PRIDE π³οΈβπ MONTH ππ THERE WILL BEπ NOβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ DR π¨ββοΈ PEPPERβΌοΈ. WE π WILL ALLβ¬
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Jun 4
this creature is so adorable. she screamed for me to come over just so that she could roll around and make cute shapes in front of me while purring wildly.
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not risking it on another green creacher post. from now on, these things are non-fungible: watermarks everywhere, tags out the wazoo, the whole nine yards. if another french national gets retweeted by the official cult of the lamb twitter account, using a ripped version of MY post, i'm gonna start screaming, i swear to gosh.
back to the video, uhm... let's see... i guess he looks like a pear? that's funny, right? i mean yeah i made the edit, but i don't remember why... usually i watch these videos late at night, when i'm half asleep, and i leave a note for myself to remind me what to do with them when i wake up. this one just says, uhh... "green = funny." simple enough! not sure what the eff i meant by that, but sure.
ugh... sorry everyone, i'm kinda throwing today. please don't deadass block me over this pear-type sealnar, i appologize for being a weirdass...
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tbh when i was bi with a straight boyfriend and brought him to pride the gays liked him more than me
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Jun 2
I wish doja cat wasnt in those chatrooms cause she has a really big butt
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Jun 3
looking to adopt a second cat is making me even more grateful im not adopting kids. i can barely handle the emotional whiplash of seeing some freak named Doobert get swiped before i meet them
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31 May 2024
interview with the vampire: This is how I went from the brooding owner of Sad Sad Plantation to a torrid gay romance with the most beautiful and abusive man in the world, Lucifer Hitler.
the next 12 vampire chronicles books: Hi! It's me!! Lucifer Hitler!! Let's go to Candy Land
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