👩🏻‍💻Your 🐶 loves me. Extra 🧀 please.

Joined September 2007
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7 Aug 2025
Hey @WalmartCanada if you’re going to put product behind locked glass asking me to get an associate to assist me, you better fricking have an associate willing to assist me. WTF.
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23 May 2025
Cruise ship season’s here. You know how I know? The blocks line up of taxis parked in the very left lane of Seymour St. causing traffic jams and difficulties for left turners during rush hour. How is this allowed? It’s not even legal as it’s a no stopping zone.. @CityofVancouver
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1 May 2025
Parent friends, have you heard of “The Happy Song” that’s scientifically designed to make babies happy? Does it work on yours? Because it doesn’t do anything for mine. She’s more of a “Pink Pony Club” kinda kid? Who knew Chappell Roan made lullabies? 😂
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1 Mar 2025
What is up with the audacity and arrogance of old gross white men today? The small d energy coming in that I’m being exposed to online today is just too damn much. Y’all need to zip your mouths and your pants. Like please. I’m pregnant and tired and don’t have the energy to deal.
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21 Feb 2025
Deal. Winner stays awesome. Loser shuts up and hides under a rock.
20 Feb 2025
Let's go Team USA!!! 🇺🇸 🏒 Winner keeps Canada. 😂😂

ALT Happy United States GIF by NHL

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21 Feb 2025
lol sorry (not sorry) but what? 🖕🏻🍊
I’ll be calling our GREAT American Hockey Team this morning to spur them on towards victory tonight against Canada, which with FAR LOWER TAXES AND MUCH STRONGER SECURITY, will someday, maybe soon, become our cherished, and very important, Fifty First State. I will be speaking before the Governors tonight in D.C., and will sadly, therefore, be unable to attend. But we will all be watching, and if Governor Trudeau would like to join us, he would be most welcome. Good luck to everybody, and have a GREAT game tonight. So exciting! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP Donald Trump Truth Social Post 08:21 AM EST 02/20/25
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20 Feb 2025
What a shitty golf swing.
BREAKING: With two more planes falling out of the sky in Arizona, Medicaid in danger, and prices for eggs skyrocketing, Trump is enjoying his third weekday in a row playing golf with the country in chaos. Imagine the outrage if President Biden did this.
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3 Feb 2025
The boos during the anthem @Canucks game was LOUD. But so was our singing for O Canada. Prob one of the loudest I’ve heard at the hockey game.
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Vivian 🦄 retweeted
Canada 🇨🇦 today via Hugh Grant in Love Actually: "A friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that” 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦
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2 Feb 2025
I don’t plan on booing during the U.S. national anthem at the game later but I definitely have no plans on standing, removing my hat, and singing during it. 🖕🏻🍊
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19 Jan 2025
Is McDavid the most overrated player? Yes or yes. Hate that guy.
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19 Jan 2025
Would like to remind the refs at tonight’s @Canucks game about this very generous offer from @LASIKdotcom. 👇
10 Jan 2025
Replying to @JamesNicholsNHL
We are legitimately offering free modern LASIK to all NHL refs… no this isn’t even a joke. Better Vision. Better Calls.
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28 Dec 2024
Why do people go to hockey games just to talk through the ENTIRE game..? I know too much about your father, what your man got you for Christmas, how much your purse costs etcetcetc…… good lordy….
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25 Dec 2024
So I’m learning about football. Slowly. But ummm you get penalized for celebrating a touch down??? How is that unsportsmanlike conduct? You best believe I’d do the same thing if I was even able to run 5 yard distance or catch a damn throw. Can someone explain…? Lollll
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24 Dec 2024
A tussle has broken out! Pretty sure Myers is whispering “does Santa know you left the workshop???” @Canucks
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10 Dec 2024
Seriously. Who asked for @canadapostcorp service on the weekends? If CP could just aim to uphold the delivery standards they’ve set (and listed on the website) and delivery to correct addresses, we’d all be just fine and dandy. How is CP not considered an essential service? FFS.
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7 Dec 2024
Douchebag goalie. Pissed he forgot he was the goalie and went to far out and let @Canucks score on him. He’s so mad he squirted water out of his bottle at us. Lollll.
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24 Nov 2024
Uhhhh are the refs watching the same @Canucks vs @Senators game that the rest of us are? Cos… wtf. Shady hits and goalies getting involved are ok now?
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