virgil, lascivious author, onion hater βΏ EIC @GodZineSatan β’ stories in @MaudlinHouse, @press_roi, others β’ he/him
Joined December 2020
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18 May 2025
breaking: wackadoodle piece finally finds loving home with brilliant mag edited by author's favorite contemporary author
this is the highest achievement of my writing career thank you so much
18 May 2025
scaffold #104 is out now, so take a read of the brand new micro, "gig work" by @veanimator!
scaffoldlit.com/microwritingβ¦
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Virgbert West: V-Animator π§ͺπ retweeted
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Amazing β€οΈ homophobic bird
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i miss the man i was before i started feeling like i desperately need to crack my foot for the last 2 hours and not being able to crack it
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ive rolled my foot on every suitably sized can of product we carry. my coworkers have between them offered me ibuprofen, edibles, a cigarette, and kratom. it is no use. i am just bound to suffer until it randomly crunches 8 hours from now.
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still no crunch and it is actually so much worse now. i can barely walk on it. am i going to die of couldnt crack my foot disease has that ever happened before
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ways that i have misspelled my own name this week alone:
vrgil
vorgil
virhil
vigli
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sitting at a very lovely indian restaurant where the booths are just like two loveseat style contraptions with the table between them a Comical distance away and also slightly too high up. i am perched on the literal edge of my seat and still feel like a child. foods great though
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we were given like a literal half gallon of curry each and even a legendary Big Eater like me had to tap out midway thru and somehow it cost like half of what it should i feel like i entered another dimension
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btw my birthday is in 16 days and i forgot until just now because i work too much and have no concept of time what are you getting me.......
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gift guide! things i am interested in lately:
- drinking lots of beers
- staring at the wall
- watching one piece
- eating hot dogs
- lots of hawaiian shirts
- writing my space pirate novel mostly in my head because i have no time to sit down with it
- listening to ween
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I Just Got Off Fucking Work Leave Me Alone !!!!!!!
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i doodled a ugly bird on the whiteboard at work today and everyone had very strong feelings toward it and we named him crowbert and he's the new shop mascot. i am going to make a crowbert puppet
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Virgbert West: V-Animator π§ͺπ retweeted
Jun 12
Iβm about to say something thatβll make you mad: I just want it more
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i don't understand how some of you are able to work and exercise and also have a social life? what am i missing?
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it is NOT snuff box !!!!!! what am i thinking of !!!!!!!!!
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i need a raise and a decent apartment and a big burrito and a joint and a hug from an old friend who moved far away and 12 hours of genuine solitude and a set of veneers and 2 new pairs of work pants and a rice cooker and a band aid and none of it needs to happen in that order
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in the name of journalism i politely asked the grackle sitting on the highest branch in the work parking lot screaming his head off "hey man, what are you hootin and hollerin for?" and he said [heinous cardboard scraping on cardboard sound x5]
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got a new lifer this weekend, NO i dont have pictures but i saw him TWICE !!!
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