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8 Oct 2023
Momente für die Ewigkeit #KaiZerWin
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It's a German tradition dating back all the way to 2002. Humiliated teams by Germany since then: 2002 - Saudi-Arabia 2006 - Costa Rica 2010 - Australia 2014 - Brazil 2018 - Germany 2022 - Germany 2026 - Curacao
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Every World Cup, it feels like Germany picks one country that they want to humiliate
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Wir sind einer davon, bro Olabe, do it
🚨🔴 EXCL. Matias Soulé (23/🇦🇷) has a release clause in his contract, valid until June 30. The fee is between €25m and €30m. Several clubs are interested. #BVB are monitoring the situation, but it’s not concrete or hot at this stage. Other clubs from UK are interested too. @SkySportDE
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Jun 11
This is what the whole PSR bullshit has led us to... selling our fucking souls 😔
🚨 NEW: Visit Rwanda & Aston Villa are expected to unveil a partnership in the coming days — the deal is likely to center on a sleeve sponsorship similar to the previous Arsenal arrangement. @FactsOnRwanda #avfc
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Jun 10
Brother, his value is at 12 million, and he has a contract till 2029. If we gift him to Juve we deserve every little PSR punishment possible
‼️Juventus wants to sign Martinez without paying a transfer fee, considering the goalkeeper’s age. It remains to be seen whether Aston Villa will let him leave. @DiMarzio
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Jun 10
Ich würde auch vieles gerne machen lol
🚨 Juventus want to sign Emi Martínez without paying a transfer fee, given his age (33). @DiMarzio #avfc
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And people think we are letting Rogers go for 80 million 🤡💀🤡💀🤡💀
🚨🇵🇹 Understand Matheus Fernandes price tag has been fixed by West Ham in a meeting with his camp: £85m. Manchester United in contact with player side, more clubs also attentive and keen. 🎥➕ youtu.be/rixEFfyflIU
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Liebe Busfahrer/innen, eure Busse haben tatsächlich MEHRERE TÜREN, und es schadet nicht, ALLE ZU ÖFFNEN 😭
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Aber ein verletzter Neuer, der kann mitmachen
Niemals hat er das als Argument gebracht. Ich kann das nicht mehr
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Undav war wohl zu gut 😔
Mit dieser Elf starten wir gegen die USA! 🔥 #fifaworldcup #dfbteam 📸 GES, DFB/Thomas Böcker
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Ach du Scheiße, Kirtscho lost the plot
Replying to @kevinitsss
Wann entschuldigst du dich bei Shurjoka fürs Reacten oder "belästigen, weil so fühlst du dich ja, wenn man auf dich reacted? 🌚🌚🌚
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You can be - if you start training your spaghetti strings 😭
#AVFC's Amadou Onana impressed at CB for Belgium this week, but says he wants to fulfil his potential in midfield. "I'm most comfortable in midfield - I can be one of the best players in the world there. If I have to play in defence, ​I won't complain." birminghammail.co.uk/sport/f…
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Emery, can you do me one little favour? 👉👈
🚨❌ BREAKING | Said El Mala and his family have officially informed Brentford now that they do not want to join the club. This comes despite Brentford’s improved offer of around €50m (€45m fixed plus €5m add-ons), which 1. FC Köln were prepared to accept. #Effzeh As always reported, El Mala never had an agreement with Brentford. El Mala’s future is now completely open again. @SkySportDE 🇩🇪
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WHEN ARE WE GOING TO LEARN FFS
🚨 NEW: Aston Villa are interested in Dortmund striker Serhou Guirassy (30). @BILD #avfc
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But you can bring guns if you want to 😁
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Last-minute change, fans will NOT be allowed to bring their own water bottles to the 2026 World Cup. Despite the high temperatures expected during the tournament, FIFA has announced the ban “for security reasons”.
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"Oh seht mich an, ich bin zu ihr privat gegangen" wow du musst so ein Held sein, wenn du dich erst entschuldigst, NACHDEM DER ÖFFENTLICHE DRUCK ZU GROẞ WURDE Rezo, you better have a fucking good reason for your actions
Warum ist das 2x die gleiche Scheiße?? 🧐 #rezo #timjacken #mowky #annitheduck #jayriddle
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🚨🚨 LE XI PROBABLE DES BLEUS FACE À LA CÔTE D’IVOIRE DEMAIN ! 🇫🇷🇨🇮 🗞️ @lequipe
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We have finished 4th. We have qualified for the UCL (again) We have won a Europa League Yet we still cannot buy decent players unless we sell. But I can guarantee you that Spurs or Chelsea who have had awful seasons can still spend £100m It’s so unfair. #AVFC
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We missed out on this one omg
🚨🆕 Understand Denzel Dumfries and Real Madrid are close to reaching an agreement on personal terms. The only thing still missing is Real‘s final decision on whether to trigger the release clause worth less than €25m or not. Liverpool are monitoring the situation. Dumfries is under contract with Inter until 2028. @SkySportDE 🇳🇱
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Bro beschwert sich über ekelhafte Kommentare
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Bro verteidigt Missbrauchsvorwürfe gegen Ente, von unter Druck setzen über Gaslighting bishin zu Grooming eines 15-jährigen und will durch so einen Tweet zeigen, was für ein Macher er ja ist Bro, dein Tweet hat keine Likes, merkst du selber, oder? Geh mal wieder Tableturf spielen
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