This is like the evil version of the bear or man question bc while I would choose a bear over a man in the wilderness I still cannot choose between 1000 roaches and a man in the attic. Both of them seem equally terrifying to me even tho the 1000 roaches is the safest answer.
i still think about "would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches living in your attic or one person" almost daily and i still dont have an answer