Most ppl think I'm just an idiot with Internet access. But I'm just here to sprinkle sunshine on your sad mundane existence

Joined August 2010
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Looks great, but at 1500 vat, not many of us will see it
Introducing, Hirsty’s Social. Club legend David Hirst will host a brand-new matchday experience at Hillsborough ⚽️ Supporters can enjoy the ultimate pre-match build-up and post-match debrief with our iconic number nine.
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Folk can go round and round arguing about banning kids from social media. But sometimes a single tweet tells you all you need to know
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Yeah, course they did. Russia want to get at Starmer, so instead of sending specially trained agents. They decided to send 3 angry Ukrainian rent boys to cause criminal damage instead 🤣🤣
Russia was behind arson attacks targeting UK PM Keir Starmer, BBC reveals bbc.in/3Q3lOy1
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Dear ladies, if you put your fun cushions on full display. I'm going to look at them and so will most men. In fact as men, we feel it would be rude not to, seeing as though you've gone to so much trouble to put them out there
🚨🇧🇷 A Brazilian fan was so focused on what was happening beside him during the match that he didn't realize the cameras had him live on the world broadcast. 😭 Everything was fine until he looked up and saw himself on the big screen. The panic on his face said it all, in that moment, he remembered millions of people were watching. 😂📺🌎
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She's had an absolute nightmare here. The video is from 2015
An English national demands a Sikh take the knee for Henry Novak. “Get on one knee” — then attacks him. The Sikh is forced to defend himself. I hate fighting and violence, but he had no choice. Consequence.
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So he can stop boats in the channel when he wants to 🤔
🚨🇬🇧🇷🇺 UK PM Keir Starmer just posted clip of British soldiers boarding a Russian ship & then threatened Russia All part of the script to take you to War. Keir Starmer thinks he’s Winston Churchill.
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I genuinely don't get how some ppl worship this guy. He wants to put a chip in everyone's head and he's got his own robot army. But folk look at him like he's the saviour of humanity
Elon Musk says humans will soon have cybernetic chip implants that will enable "God-like powers" describing the chips as creating "Jesus-level miracles."
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Amazing how many folk on here who pay for blue ticks are angry cos the bloke they are paying money to is filthy rich. I'm no fan of Musk. But you're literally putting money in his pocket for the chance to earn money for yourselves from posting shit all day 🤣🤣
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Just watching Canada v Bosnia. I can't believe Ike Ugbo isn't in the squad, considering the blistering form he's been in over the last 2 seasons 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Fucking size of that ironing board.
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Then they wonder why English fans want European teams to beat them 🤷🏻‍♂️
The Scouse not English gimmick strikes again… 🤦‍♂️ “No I don’t support England, just Liverpool”
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Scotland have already won the best World Cup song 🎶 (🎥👏 @jj_bull)
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Love owt like that me 👏👏
Wednesdayite Joe Whiteley went to purchase the record 20,908th Season Ticket in the Megastore today 🦉 We were there to surprise him 🥳
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Sir Veggie Kray retweeted
Wednesdayite Joe Whiteley went to purchase the record 20,908th Season Ticket in the Megastore today 🦉 We were there to surprise him 🥳
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Anthony Gordon has got to be the most Scottish looking Englishman I've ever seen 🤣
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Is reyt the England game is delayed an hour cos of storms? World Cup is gonna be fun int it
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Today we arrested a group of teens in Birmingham for their illegal use of Youtube. Under the new social media ban under-16s are not permitted to access any platform without parental supervision. They were watching cooking tutorials. Sharing one phone between four of them. Absolute madness. One of them tried to argue it was educational content. Educational. As if that's a defence. The law doesn't care what you're learning. All four are being processed. Parents notified. Devices confiscated and they will be trialled as adults. Britain is safer for it.
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Sir Veggie Kray retweeted
🚨 Breaking : Eight as yet unnamed players from the current England squad are said to have disappeared from the teams World Cup base and are rumoured to be claiming asylum in the US More to follow …..
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