🇺🇸 Javascript nerd, Site Reliability, Observability and monitoring for a metric ton of traffic Tesla owner and fan
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Bryon retweeted
May 22
Be honest,
Why is every software engineer’s backup plan always farming?
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Bryon retweeted
Apr 2
The Artemis Moon base project is legally dubious theverge.com/science/905406/…
Community note
False. The Outer Space Treaty (OST) doesn't ban resource extraction.
Art I: "free for exploration and USE".
Art II: no "national appropriation".
Extraction ≠ owning the Moon.
The 1979 Moon Agreement tried a stricter ban but failed. No major space powers joined.
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My first thoughts before watching were
1) saudis - they’re very interested in a ev an innovative technology with endless wallets
2) apple - they’ve been working on this and it’s low risk
3) nvidia - too risky but not out of the question.
I don’t think Elon would allow it though
Before SpaceX acquires Tesla, could someone else swoop in and make an offer?
Who are key players who could offer more, and help the Tesla mission more?
And who is the secret curveball that could amp up such an offer?
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Has Elon lost his magic?
Love this video @WR4NYGov #neverbetagainstelon
Has Elon Musk lost his magic?
The voices of doubt seem louder than ever.
What do you think?
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💥do not npm install anything until this is fixed!
🚨 CRITICAL: Active supply chain attack on axios -- one of npm's most depended-on packages.
The latest axios@1.14.1 now pulls in plain-crypto-js@4.2.1, a package that did not exist before today. This is a live compromise.
This is textbook supply chain installer malware. axios has 100M weekly downloads. Every npm install pulling the latest version is potentially compromised right now.
Socket AI analysis confirms this is malware. plain-crypto-js is an obfuscated dropper/loader that:
• Deobfuscates embedded payloads and operational strings at runtime
• Dynamically loads fs, os, and execSync to evade static analysis
• Executes decoded shell commands
• Stages and copies payload files into OS temp and Windows ProgramData directories
• Deletes and renames artifacts post-execution to destroy forensic evidence
If you use axios, pin your version immediately and audit your lockfiles. Do not upgrade.
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Bryon retweeted
Mar 23
Rails just landed 11 CVEs, similarly our monthly release at @discourse landed 33 CVEs. This is not that software suddenly got sloppy, the AI based scanning using 5.4 xhigh and Opus max is finding dormant issues. Even if you hate AI and don't think loops are useful for anything, DO NOT sleep on this one, you will regret it. discuss.rubyonrails.org/c/se…
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And a great movie at that!!
Mar 21
PROJECT HAIL MARY has earned $33.1M in the film's domestic opening day.
Biggest domestic opening day ever for any non-franchise film.
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Bryon retweeted
Mar 21
Im in tears. Japan PM Sanae Takaichi lays a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Solider in Arlington
Sanae Takaichi is a TRUE Leader
I LOVE THIS ❤️
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I think they forgot to render the doors….
Mar 12
NEWS: Today, Lucid introduced Lunar, a purpose built two-seat robotaxi concept based on their new Midsize platform.
• Target driving efficiency: 5.5 to 6.0 mi/kWh
• Passenger legroom: 42 inches
• 40% lower operating costs $/mile
• Charging speed: 200 miles added per 15 min of charging
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Bryon retweeted
Mar 5
An AWS region isn't a single building full of a million servers.
Rather: 3 availability zones, distinct failure characteristics, and many buildings with high-speed interconnects.
AWS may cost an arm and a leg, but ygwypf.
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$TSLA TO $623 it has been told!!! 🚀
Jan 28
TODAY AT 11AM ET: President Trump will be giving remarks on TRUMP ACCOUNTS, one of the greatest feats from the One Big Beautiful Bill 💸👶
Learn more about how to sign your child up for a Trump Account here: trumpaccounts.gov/
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Bryon retweeted
Jan 20
THE DISASTER CYCLE - Official Trailer
The Northern Lights were seen in Florida again last night.
This isn't just a light show, it's a warning.
The pole shift, great solar blast, and cyclical disaster of Earth culminates in the next 25 years; our film releases in one week.
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Hey @elonmusk can we put a temporary moratorium on @Ryanair flights and @SpaceX launches and please 🙏
An S4 severe solar radiation storm is now in progress - this is the largest solar radiation storm in over 20 years. The last time S4 levels were observed was in October, 2003. Potential effects are mainly limited to space launch, aviation, and satellite operations.
ALT S4 Storm in progress
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Bryon retweeted
Jan 16
30 days left to purchase FSD outright
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