ICU nurse and hobby martial artist. ✝️
Joined November 2010
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Andreas retweeted
Jun 17
Mf dating a prescription drug
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About to break my own no pre order rule. I need this game to be a billion dollar industry even before it launches.
Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers.
Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at rockstargames.com/VI
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I swear I played these games years ago?!
Jun 17
‘BLACK OPS’ and ‘BLACK OPS 2’ will be released on PS5 in July.
Will include campaign, multiplayer and zombies.
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Andreas retweeted
Jun 17
Typisk de finner olje på Norge - Irak kampen
Jun 17
At half time during Iraq vs Norway the sprinklers malfunction and caused a lake in the box 😂😂😂
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Someone’s missing
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Andreas retweeted
Jun 17
NEW: Government confirms Duolingo will be included in the under-16s social media ban.
“No child in Britain needs to know what the French are saying” a department spokesperson said.
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The diplomatic relations I live for.
Jun 17
Euros: Wait, I thought this country was a gun ridden hellscape. What do you mean everything is nice and the stadiums are incredible?
Americans: Wait, I thought you were all poor. How can you all fly overseas and spend six weeks not working just watching soccer games?
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Andreas retweeted
Jun 16
Make no mistake, this is why Starmer wants to limit your internet.
“including being raped by a dog as the men placed bets on whether it would penetrate her vagina or her anus, filmed, and forced to rewatch the footage.”
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Andreas retweeted
Jun 17
The Rape Gang Inquiry - what happens next.
I intend to use my parliamentary privilege to name perpetrators and their enablers in the chamber.
This will be done incredibly carefully with our legal team involved every step of the way to ensure that no future prosecutions are jeopardised.
We are cooperating with the authorities in order to help cases be opened and reopened, but my faith in the system to independently deliver justice is not high...
That is why we are pursuing private prosecutions and civil litigation.
A target list has been identified, and it continues to grow.
This all has to be handled very carefully, for obvious reasons, but I am determined to act. We have had enough talk, now we need to act.
Our aim is straightforward.
Put people in prison. Deliver justice. Finally.
We will act. Not talk.
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Normally I hate excuses but I’m not seeing clear right now anyway. Gane robbed us of HISTORY
Jun 16
Alex Pereira says he went over back of the head shots specifically with the Herb Dean in the pre-fight rules meeting
“I brought that up with him ahead of time and asked him to keep an eye on it”
via @AlexPereiraUFC
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Andreas retweeted
Jun 15
You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?
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This is exactly why Arasaka tower was nuked.
Jun 15
JUST IN: UK Government clarifies adults will still be able to use social media by verifying their identities with digital IDs, facial recognition, passports and credit cards.
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Andreas retweeted
literally one of the worst arm bars you'll ever see
1 - why do you have a gable grip?
2 - pull the hand into the negative space, not onto your chest
3 - if you're going to cross your feet, the leg over the face has to be on bottom
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