...finally joined the revolution; but still don't really get it.
Joined October 2013
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28 Jan 2021
Left is the cover. Right is a totally different book inside. I'm so confused. And yet convinced it must be some sort of Willy Wonka golden ticket of books. What have I won @IVPbookcentre ?
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19 Feb 2020
Me: what would you like for dinner tonight?
4yr old: pizza
Me: maybe - do you think daddy wants pizza?
4yr old: we should ask OK Google
#parenting š¤¦š»āāļø
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27 Jul 2019
Mum: "I didn't know Valium was a rapper"
Me: "Pardon?"
Mum: "I didn't know he was a rapper"
*Sees The Voice Kids on TV*
Me: "do you mean Will.i.am?"
šš #mumquotes @iamwill @voicekids_sat1
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5 Jul 2019
Police lending a hand to our OAP pal to assemble her new sideboard after @OFLoakfurniture promised assembly when purchased and then refused at delivery š¤¦ #toddlerlife
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20 Jul 2018
"we definitely need to go on a scotch tour and to visit the white elephant - it's where @jk_rowling wrote Harry Potter". I love tourist chat. #Overheard #Edinburgh #HarryPotter
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2 Feb 2018
Geordie train manager on the 13:00 @Virgin_TrainsEC KX to Edinburgh train is a legend. Shout-outs, tourist information, jokes - the whole shebang š #train #greatjob
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15 Nov 2017
Pretty nice way to say sorry for a soggy bagel - especially after Ā£4 of bagel vouchers! Thanks @NYBakeryCo šš
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10 Nov 2017
Gap-yah on steroids. That's what's happening in my train carriage. But not funny or ironic. Just very loud.
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1 Oct 2017
Leaving Newcastle 10mins before was due to arrive in London and no tea due to broken boiler š« #sadtimes @VirginTrains
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1 Jul 2017
Toddler in car seat: intentional. Keys under toddler: unintentional. Hoping toddler could unlock: laughable. @TheAA_UK man breaking in: HERO
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19 May 2017
Hats off to the people who #LiveWellWithIBD and everyone who helps š Happy #WorldIBDDay @CrohnsColitisUK @CrohnsColitisFn @CICRA_Charity
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Victoria Oliver retweeted
25 Apr 2017
#WorldPenguinDay
Don't say anything, just RT. šš
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22 Oct 2016
Sea salt & lime crisps: taste sensation
Tequila & lime crisps: natural disaster
#badsurprise #theylookthesame @AldiUK @Bennicolson
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16 May 2016
Turns out the benefit of a 5 month old up through the night is taking a nap during your root canal. #sleepy
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Watch Justin Timberlake and Chris Stapleton perform at the CMA Awards ti.me/1kchjwz
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Victoria Oliver retweeted
23 Oct 2015
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An old man called a radio station to say he was lonely so they invited him on to the show bzfd.it/1LFPjrI x.com/BuzzFeed/status/657179ā¦
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