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vince @vints

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Joined December 2012
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vince @vints
3 Apr 2017
Glinda, come with me, think of what we could do... together.
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vince @vints
30 Apr 2020
do not reply to this
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Speak now is the best Taylor swift album fuck u
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internet friend @internetcassie
15 Apr 2020
he’s been dating me a year should I text him and ask him if he likes me??
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vince @vints
9 Apr 2020
Mount Fuji is approximately normally distributed. Using the summit as the mean, about 68% of the rocks are within one standard deviation, 95% within two, and 99.7% within three.
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vince @vints
8 Apr 2020
Does anyone know if Hall of Breakfast is open during the quarantine
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vince @vints
26 Mar 2020
*me imagining there’s no heaven* man this blows
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vince @vints
13 Mar 2020
One of these is not like the others
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bort @heavybretting
13 Mar 2020
Excuse me ma’am is that virus bothering you?
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vince @vints
26 Feb 2020
They should invent a string or something that attaches to your AirPods™️ so in case they fall out they’ll still be connected to your phone
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vince @vints
5 Feb 2020
*me after taking one stats class* “Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell?! More like Lurking Variables by Malcolm Gladwell!”
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vince @vints
3 Feb 2020
Here’s How Maoist China Got It Wrong, But Not In The Way You Might Think
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vince @vints
16 Dec 2019
The Cold War: a good guy with an atomic bomb can stop a bad guy with an atomic bomb
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vince @vints
9 Dec 2019
Mulan is the prequel to Moulin Rouge
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internet friend @internetcassie
7 Dec 2019
Lifting weights is just kegels for your arms
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vince @vints
22 Nov 2019
“We’re in ENGLAND speak ENGLISH” -me to the welsh
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Spencer @SpenSpenBurt
6 Nov 2019
No, YOU live in a society. I live in Millcreek
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bort @heavybretting
7 Nov 2019
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vince @vints
6 Nov 2019
them: *knock knock* me: who’s there? them: *crickets* me: crickets who? them: hi we’re a nice family of crickets
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vince @vints
26 Oct 2019
Sorry I can’t later, I’ve got a meeting I have to be at
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vince @vints
24 Oct 2019
How does it feel? To be on your own? With no direction home? a complete unknown? Like a rough rolling stone? -bob dylan to joseph smith
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