roasting myself before u can roast me
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a lot of straight men had their first heteroflexible experience in nyc this weekend
a lot of straight men in nyc had their first spiritual experience in a long time last night 😭
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fort greene gay knicks kiss mogs times square sailor war kiss
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even as an aries myself, i'm terrified. please consider plan b before it's too late
chilling wave of aries new yorkers incoming due to this knicks win.
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you literally could get away with anything in nyc this weekend. well i guess you could technically wear a bikini as a top to the park whenever but i'm not usually that girl
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drink was watermelon blended with cucumber, ginger, coconut water (with chunks added back at the end, important) and lime
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Jun 14
“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙
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if you have never done molly it feels like being in new york city right now. if you are not in new york city right now it feels lien doing molly that lasts ten thousand hours. if neither apply to you i don’t know what to tell you. jalen brunson
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s/o to everyone on the bus who helped me understand sports through a cultural lens, s/o to everyone who danced with me on the train
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you KNOW new york is celebrating big time when they run the G train this weekend despite typical june weekend closures
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G train honking last night and everyone cheering at every stop >>
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Jun 14
MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGEL JEWISH
MY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
KNICKS IN FIVEEEEEEEE
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going straight from ambient church to watching the knicks tn kinda feels like the stark juxtaposition of when i went from a dachshund’s birthday party to a wedding
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this weekend’s vibe is body heat (1981): a heat wave, a bathtub filled with ice, a man who will do anything for you but you can easily outsmart him
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the way they wear long sleeves the whole time gives me secondhand stress but makes it more steamy perhaps
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thank god it's friday aka thank god for the fashion brand company x monsanto capitalist realism collab
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this is kinda what happens when you stop drinking alcohol but then once you settle you wonder how you used to live without the full richness of the feelings
Jun 12
Nobody warned me that if you start feeling your feelings all at once there’s a chance you go temporarily insane
Like “has an ambulance called for you at the airport” insane
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